2022 Looks Bright For Dim Man

Little Marco

The former First Shady Ivanka Trump called Sen. Marco Rubio to let him know that she was not going to primary him, afterall, which must be a big relief considering what few skills Marco has, you know, to actually earn a living.

“I am incredibly grateful to Ivanka for her friendship and support,” said Rubio. “The challenges working moms and dads face in today’s economy are real, and Ivanka was a formidable and effective advocate for them.”

“I’m also grateful that she isn’t challenging me because, boy-howdy, would she kick my ass here in Floriduh,” Marco didn’t add. “Oops.”

“Marco has been a tremendous advocate for working families, a good personal friend, and I know he will continue to drive meaningful progress on issues we both care deeply about,” said Ivanka Trump.

“Small, unmarked, non-sequential bills, capiche?,” Ivanka didn’t whisper through the Botox. “Mama bought a $30M empty lot and needs a new yoga studio,” she didn’t reply.


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2 Responses to 2022 Looks Bright For Dim Man

  1. Such a busy working mom! So many serene white spaces to architect herself in.

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  2. Wesley Sandel says:

    Rubio could always use his family connections to get into the narcotics smuggling trade.

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