The Stupid Coup, Cont.

H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D

Seems like this shouldn’t even be a headline, but…

Judge blocks release of Tennessee man seen with zip ties at Capitol riot

A federal judge on Wednesday blocked the release of a Tennessee man accused of storming the U.S. Capitol last month armed with zip ties.

In a blistering opinion, U.S. District Court Judge Royce Lamberth said Nashville resident Eric Gavelek Munchel, 30, and his mother, Woodstock, Georgia, nurse Leslie Marie Eisenhart, 56, both pose “clear danger to the republic” in ways that would’ve troubled George Washington.

Maybe if mother-and-son told the judge that they had a planned bonding meeting/vacay with their employees… like that other insurrectionist who flew to Mexico (not Ted Cruz).

Now why would he say that about a nice mother-son insurrectionist team?

Lamberth cited interviews Munchel and Eisenhart both gave to the Times of London, when they compared Jan. 6 to the American Revolution of 1776, as proof they’re allegedly prone violence to achieve political objectives.

Oh.

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3 Responses to The Stupid Coup, Cont.

  1. Jimmy T says:

    Honestly, he just wanted to lead a chorus of fellow insurrectionists…
    Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
    My, oh, my, what a wonderful day
    Plenty of sunshine headin’ my way
    Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay!…
    Well, I’m guessing he won’t be seeing much sunshine where he’s going…

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  2. Lamberth cited interviews Munchel and Eisenhart both gave to the Times of London, when they compared Jan. 6 to the American Revolution of 1776

    And Eiron just said “fuck it” spun the cap off the handle of vodka with one thumb, and started chugging…

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  3. julesmomcat says:

    But – but – Munchel and Eisenhart are fine, upstanding “Tennessee VOLUNTEERS!”

    Liked by 1 person

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