(UPDATED) Ted Cruz: ‘¡Buenos Snowshoes, Amoebas! K Pasta?’

Jeebus Loves Me, This I Know

So this was on the Twatters last night:

I don’t know if this really is Ayatollah Ted or not, but as Bacardi Lifetime Achievement Winner Peggington Noonington said in the W$J in April 2000: “Is it irresponsible to speculate?   It would be irresponsible not to.”

Did Ted Cruz fly to Cancun during Texas‘ winter disaster?

Cruz hasn’t commented but some Twitter sleuths believe they have proof

Photos circulating on Twitter late Wednesday purport to show Texas Senator Ted Cruz on a flight to Cancun, Mexico, during the state‘s historic disaster.

The images show a man with a striking similarity to Cruz in an airport and on a plane. Cruz’s office didn‘t respond to a request for comment but this story will be updated if they do. Other reporters said they had reached out as well but not heard back.

Some Twitter sleuths claimed they matched a mask, glasses, a ring, tennis shoes and headphones to past social media posts. One photo appears to show Cruz’s wife – who has appeared on national television – at his side.

And the story continues with tweets from internet sleuthers. It could all be a coinkydink, of course, but it totally scans as something Ayatollah Ted would do.

UPDATE 1:

Ted Cruz flew to Cancun with his family amid power crisis in Texas: source

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17 Responses to (UPDATED) Ted Cruz: ‘¡Buenos Snowshoes, Amoebas! K Pasta?’

  1. purplehead says:

    Of course he did. It’s such a Cruzian thing to do.

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  2. Oneofthebobs says:

    Mexico might just pay for a wall if we keep sending them our worst.

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  3. Redhand says:

    What an asshole. WHAT. AN. ASSHOLE!

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  4. Ten Bears says:

    Got caught sneakin’ back into the country – economy.

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  5. beckymaenot says:

    Who among us is surprised by this “fuck you, I got mine” behavior?

    I’ve got to wonder thought- Texans might not get pissed enough about being left on their own in the cold to oust their regular R republicans, but watching Ted Cruz as he ducks out to fly to Mexico for vacation while your average Texas citizen is fighting just to keep his feet warm, well, that might be enough to get him kicked to the curb. It’s not like anybody there really likes that asshole anyway…

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  6. MDavis says:

    And he blames the whole thing on his kids. Of course.

    “With school cancelled for the week, our girls asked to take a trip with friends,” he said. “Wanting to be a good dad, I flew down with them last night and am flying back this afternoon. …”

    Those should be those little girls who visibly loathed him when he tried to use them for a campaign photo op.

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    • R White says:

      In typical rethuglican fashion, raphael naturally shirks responsibility by throwing his daughters under the bus, a vile trait that will survive long after the death of fat nixon.

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    • Oneofthebobs says:

      Personally, I blame it on his ugly wife, and his serial killer dad.

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  7. purplehead says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha!
    “Ted Cruz asks Houston cops to help him get out of airport as Texans rage over Cancun trip”

    I can’t believe that fucker was just re-ëlected by those fuckers. Well, they got what they apparently wanted and expected. Idiots.

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  8. purplehead says:

    This is what was supposed to be up there ⬆︎

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  9. Sirius Lunacy says:

    “On Feb. 1, Cudd’s lawyer filed a motion asking the judge for permission for her to leave the country and travel to Riviera Maya, Mexico, from Feb. 18 to 21”

    Obviously Ted has been moonlighting at Cudd’s flower shop and couldn’t miss the team building exercise.

    Update: We have actual video of Ted working at the flower shop-

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  10. spotthedog says:

    In a rare display of bipartisanship Ted Cruz has reached out to Bernie Sanders for help in acquiring supplies of mittens and puff jackets. Sen. Cruz will personally toss these items to desperate Texans in the same Republican presidential style that paper towels were distributed to hurricane-ravaged Puerto Ricans.

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  11. donnah says:

    I love how he blamed his daughters; they were bored! When my sister and I were bored, my dad didn’t offer to fly with us to a beach in Cancun. As I recall, he told us that if we were bored, we should find something to do, or he would find something for us to do.

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  12. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    “Senator, the people have no firewood!”
    “Let them burn cake!”

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  13. Mrs BDR has this to add:

    Best comment is the first “Fled Cruz”

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