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Z is for Zodiac, a letter in Cruz’ name!

D’vorce D’spousa—documentarian fabulist, convicted election fraud felon (pardoned), fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, serial adulterer, and would-be bigamist and self-proclaimed political prisoner of the Kenyan Usurper sees fellow Christian/Grifter Sen. Ted Cruz in his hour of need, and pitches in to help as only he can:

I think Hell done froze over, as I am agreeing with D’vorce D’Spousa: Ted Cruz absence is absolutely a blessing and gift.

So you see, I’m not objecting to Ted Cruz being on the lam, it’s the eventual return that has me bummed out.