Get the Blow Dart, We Have A Live One

2024 Goat Rodeo

Someone, get a Thorazine dart!

Former governor of South Carolina (Seething hotbed of unbridled lust) Nikki Haley is trying —like King Solomon— to halve her baby and eat it, too. You see, she wants distance from Lord Damp Nut for her own 2024 ambitions and ALSO wants his mad followers

So let’s review some of her recent statements about the Mad King:

  1. “I understand the president. I understand that genuinely, to his core, he believes he was wronged,” Haley told Alberta. “This is not him making it up.”
  2. “He went down a path he shouldn’t have, and we shouldn’t have followed him, and we shouldn’t have listened to him. And we can’t let that ever happen again,” she said.
  3. “I think he’s going to find himself further and further isolated,” Haley said of the defeated president. “I think his business is suffering at this point. I think he’s lost any sort of political viability he was going to have. I think he’s lost his social media, which meant the world to him. I mean, I think he’s lost the things that really could have kept him moving.”
  4. “I don’t think he’s going to be in the picture,” she said, matter-of-factly. “I don’t think he can. He’s fallen so far.”

Haley tried to recover with an ass-kissing op-ed in the WSJ in which she blamed the FAKE NEWS.


Of all people, you’d think Haley would know that Lord Damp Nut doesn’t know how to read, and must therefore wait until Hannity tells him that she’s grovelling before he will forgive Nimrata.

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8 Responses to Get the Blow Dart, We Have A Live One

  1. xpldagain says:

    We see again that the Wall Street Journal op-ed page is gapingly available to any A-level wingnut who has a signal to send. The news may be fake but the arguments in the Op Ed page are not even arguments; they’re further solicitations to prostitution.

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  2. Bruce388 says:

    Don’t forget “Give the man a break,” circa 1/25/2021.

    South Asian governors have a limited shelf life in the GQP. Take Piyush Jindal, for instance. Please.

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  3. Ten Bears says:

    Bless her little heart …

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  4. sos says:

    Step 1. Bleach blonde
    Step 2. Master Eastern European smoky-eyed squint
    Step 3. Cleavage, the more the … more
    Step 4. Grabee!!!
    Step 5. Profit

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  5. angryspittle says:

    What a pathetic ass kissing bint.

    She is just disgusting.

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  6. H-Bob says:

    “… to halve her baby and eat it, too” — Good One!

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  7. R White says:

    Nimrata will continue to flip and flop for the next two years depressingly enough depending on which morally bankrupt group of assholes (either with teeth or without) she thinks she needs support from, but in the end, she will forgo looking into the mirror to see how she will never, ever measure up and hold sway amongst those that think they are pure breds.

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