2024 Goat Rodeo
Former governor of South Carolina (Seething hotbed of unbridled lust) Nikki Haley is trying —like King Solomon— to halve her baby and eat it, too. You see, she wants distance from Lord Damp Nut for her own 2024 ambitions and ALSO wants his mad followers
So let’s review some of her recent statements about the Mad King:
- “I understand the president. I understand that genuinely, to his core, he believes he was wronged,” Haley told Alberta. “This is not him making it up.”
- “He went down a path he shouldn’t have, and we shouldn’t have followed him, and we shouldn’t have listened to him. And we can’t let that ever happen again,” she said.
- “I think he’s going to find himself further and further isolated,” Haley said of the defeated president. “I think his business is suffering at this point. I think he’s lost any sort of political viability he was going to have. I think he’s lost his social media, which meant the world to him. I mean, I think he’s lost the things that really could have kept him moving.”
- “I don’t think he’s going to be in the picture,” she said, matter-of-factly. “I don’t think he can. He’s fallen so far.”
Haley tried to recover with an ass-kissing op-ed in the WSJ in which she blamed the FAKE NEWS.
Of all people, you’d think Haley would know that Lord Damp Nut doesn’t know how to read, and must therefore wait until Hannity tells him that she’s grovelling before he will forgive Nimrata.