Rush Limbaugh

Patron Saint of OxyContin and third world sex tourism

Ol’ Scratch throws another log on the fire to welcome home favorite son the junkie Rush Limbaugh, who died today of lung cancer.

I wished for Rush EVERYTHING he ever wished for me, my family, and my friends. And you guys say prayer doesn’t work?

Before anyone scolds me/us, I never had anything nice to say about him when he was above ground, and I won’t have anything nice to say about our viagra ambassador to third-world boy bordellos now that he is is repatriated with his old buddies.

Good riddance.

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66 Responses to Rush Limbaugh

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    He’s in the top ten of assholes who landed us in the mess we are in, top five even.

    Liked by 8 people

  2. spotthedog says:

    Somebody should poke him with a stick just to make sure. POS

    Liked by 3 people

  3. donnah says:

    Open Hell’s front door, Satan! Rush is home to stay!

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Infidel753 says:

    As Hitchens said about Jerry Falwell, if they gave him an enema they could bury him in a matchbox.

    Liked by 5 people

  5. laura says:

    Just take a moment to give a thought to every guy who started down the road to ruinous fuckery and spoiled every holiday family gathering because he allowed Rush and then others to shit in their skulls every damn day. And now think about the fellow who did that to your grandpa, your dad, your brothers, your coworkers. Now, aren’t you glad he’s dead’r than dog shit? I know I am. Good riddance.

    Liked by 4 people

    • tengrain says:

      Laura –

      Rushbo was the gateway drug for half my family. He hooked them by making it funny, and then before you knew it, they were deep into the Whitewater conspiracy and convinced that Hillary killed Vince Foster. The moved on to Fox News from there.

      My brother hasn’t spoken to me in more than a decade because, you know, I’m a Captain in The Devil’s Army.

      Rgds,

      TG

      Liked by 1 person

      • Redhand says:

        My brother hasn’t spoken to me in more than a decade because, you know, I’m a Captain in The Devil’s Army.

        Wow. Tough to hear.

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      • tengrain says:

        Redhand –

        I’ve told the story about how he wouldn’t attend a family funeral because we’re all liberals and he didn’t want to be around us. Also, the deceased was going to hell. Yes, he’s a holy roller, too, also.

        And he’s the one who introduced my late parents to Rush and ultimately to Fox.

        Honestly during the Stupid Coup I expect to see his picture in those FBI-Is-Looking-For tweets.

        Rgds,

        TG

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      • purplehead says:

        Wow, I don’t remember you talking about this. I’m sorry to hear that, and surprised. Families can sometimes be so un-family-like. I’m fortunate to have/had liberal/progressive siblings and parents. We’re all on the same page. Thank Cat.

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      • ming says:

        Grain,
        I know what you mean. My brother is Florida Man. Trumpy to an extreme. We talk every 3 or 4 years. Usually at a family funeral. I may not be a Captain, but I’m damn sure a sympathizer. I’m not sure how that happened to a Colorado boy.

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  6. Osirisopto says:

    The world is a better place to be now.

    Liked by 3 people

  7. Martin Pollard says:

    “I have never wished death upon a man, but I have read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction.” – Clarence Darrow

    Liked by 2 people

  8. Bruce388 says:

    Some oldies: You should only say good things about the dead. Rusty’s dead. Good.
    Rusty left us too late.

    Rusty and I had one thing in common: Neither one of us voted for St. Ronnie. Rusty didn’t register to vote until 1985.

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Spocko says:

    I’m not going to worry about the RW saying :Don’t speak ill of the dead”

    Liked by 2 people

  10. Meremark says:

    .
    It’s over.

    At last, our long national nightmare is over.

    Now endeth all the hate-broadcasting copycats, as quickly as they began,
    who have been, had been, hiding from FCC&tc prosecution in the monstrous LIE
    and dark shade skirt appeal of ‘only doing what Rash Lamebrain does,’ go stop him first.

    Rash Lamebrain is STOPPED. Now the rest of you hate-talkers are dead dominoes falling.

    .

    Liked by 2 people

  11. [i says:

    And on the same day as the demolition of Trump Plaza Hotel & Casino in Atlantic City. Huzzah! 2021 is gradually improving.

    Liked by 6 people

  12. purplehead says:

    ⬆︎
    That was moi. One of my kitties stepped on the keyboard right at the crucial point of filling in the blanks….

    Liked by 3 people

  13. beckymaenot says:

    …and in other news, I won’t miss him.

    Liked by 2 people

  14. Oneofthebobs says:

    Don’t worry Rush; I hear it’s a dry heat.

    Liked by 3 people

  15. julesmomcat says:

    Some days are truly worth celebrating – today joyfully qualifies! Never thought I’d outlive that P.O.S.

    Liked by 4 people

  16. ali redford says:

    I have wished peace and comfort to whoever there might be who actually loved the guy. That said, Rush Limbaugh was a lying Nazi whore. (h/t Bartcop; RIP, likely with a big smile today.)

    Liked by 4 people

  17. glitterbug says:

    Should I put my American flag out? Thinking of fireworks after dark 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

  18. HarpoSnarx says:

    On a bright note, our national IQ is up a few points.

    Liked by 3 people

  19. Ten Bears says:

    I was there the day – twenty odd years ago – Steve Huddleston got past the seven second filter and asked on air about the anal cysts that kept it out of ‘Nam. Got a good laugh out of that.

    Yes, “it”. It wasn’t human. It was less than human. An animal.
    Rooting around the shit-pit, raping little boys.
    Should be fed to the dogs.

    Liked by 1 person

  20. skinnydennis says:

    Sell your oxycontin stock, it’s over.

    Liked by 4 people

  21. skinnydennis says:

    2nd vacant eyesore to go down today.

    Liked by 2 people

  22. Jimmy T says:

    I’ve referred to the ah so (sic) as Lush Rimbaugh. More accurate

    Liked by 1 person

  23. quakerinabasement says:

    To all conservatives who are warning us not to say anything mean today, go ahead and fire up a fat stogie to celebrate Rush’s science-denying life.

    Liked by 4 people

  24. willis says:

    Hopefully, some pain was involved…

    Liked by 2 people

  25. ming says:

    May I suggest some music for the funeral?

    Liked by 3 people

  26. roket says:

    In The World According to Garp the MHSG:

    Rush Limbaugh, 70, has died. Rush Hudson Limbaugh III was an American radio personality, conservative political commentator, author and former television show host. Rush felt very strongly that Frump won the election and he was quite angry about it, quite angry. He could also hit a golf ball very far. The End.

    Liked by 3 people

    • tengrain says:

      You’re right: I’ve read that Lord Damp Nut is gonna be on Fox News tonight to eulogize Rush, and I bet a beelyon quatloos he talks about himself.

      Rgds,

      TG

      Liked by 1 person

  27. osirisopto says:

    I have an idea for a national holiday.

    Liked by 1 person

  28. spotthedog says:

    The first other person I thought of when I read this news was Michael J. Fox, hope he is as well as he can be.

    Liked by 3 people

  29. Al Tecacca says:

    Special dung and grease fires are being stoked in hell at this moment.
    https://massiveenormity.blogspot.com/2021/02/rush-limbaugh-dead.html

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  30. paul fredine says:

    to quote famed late drag performer, charles pierce, “if you’re looking for sympathy, you’ll find it in the dictionary..between shit and syphilis.” he’s dead. that’s all.

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