We Are Influencers!

Seething Rage.
(image courtesy Scissorhead MonkeyFister)

Guys, Lord Damp Nut must be reading MPS, because according to Tiger Beat on the Potomac the nasty press release he wrote about amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell’s W$J editorial was gonna say…

A personal familiar with the crafting of the statement confirmed that it could have been far worse. An earlier draft mocked McConnell for having multiple chins, the person said. But Trump was convinced by advisers to take it out.

“There was also a lot of repetitive stuff and definitely something about him having too many chins but not enough smarts,” the person said.

I feel seen.

UPDATE 1: D’uh, I forgot to add the link to the announcement

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13 Responses to We Are Influencers!

  1. This really made me smile!

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  2. spotthedog says:

    Funny way of saying “thank you”, eh Mitch?

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  3. Jimmy T says:

    Amply bechinned vs amply be stupid. Not enough popcorn in the world…

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  4. roket says:

    Hm. Why are they worried about content now? And I already know spell check is the farthest thing from their minds, still.

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  5. spotthedog says:

    Amply beimpeached.

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  6. Bruce388 says:

    Now that’s some serious irony — Donnie Five Chins mocking Moscow Mitch’s chin collection.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. Richard Portman says:

    No way did Donald fukkin Jackass “trash ” Trump write that statement.

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  8. but the important part is, he never came to completion on it. Completely unsatisfied.


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