Guys, Lord Damp Nut must be reading MPS, because according to Tiger Beat on the Potomac the nasty press release he wrote about amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell’s W$J editorial was gonna say…
A personal familiar with the crafting of the statement confirmed that it could have been far worse. An earlier draft mocked McConnell for having multiple chins, the person said. But Trump was convinced by advisers to take it out.
“There was also a lot of repetitive stuff and definitely something about him having too many chins but not enough smarts,” the person said.
I feel seen.
UPDATE 1: D’uh, I forgot to add the link to the announcement