Seething Rage.
(image courtesy Scissorhead MonkeyFister)
Guys, Lord Damp Nut must be reading MPS, because according to Tiger Beat on the Potomac the nasty press release he wrote about amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell’s W$J editorial was gonna say…
A personal familiar with the crafting of the statement confirmed that it could have been far worse. An earlier draft mocked McConnell for having multiple chins, the person said. But Trump was convinced by advisers to take it out.
“There was also a lot of repetitive stuff and definitely something about him having too many chins but not enough smarts,” the person said.
I feel seen.
UPDATE 1: D’uh, I forgot to add the link to the announcement
Mock Paper Scissors 
This really made me smile!
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Funny way of saying “thank you”, eh Mitch?
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Amply bechinned vs amply be stupid. Not enough popcorn in the world…
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Hm. Why are they worried about content now? And I already know spell check is the farthest thing from their minds, still.
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Amply beimpeached.
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Now that’s some serious irony — Donnie Five Chins mocking Moscow Mitch’s chin collection.
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Ooooh! CHIN FIGHT!!!
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No way did Donald fukkin Jackass “trash ” Trump write that statement.
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Absolutely zero chance. He didn’t even dictate it.
Rgds,
TG
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He couldn’t even read it.
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but the important part is, he never came to completion on it. Completely unsatisfied.
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He must have been really quite irate that the handlers wouldn’t let him keep the part about the chins in.
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That’s what Stormy said.
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