Even in The Devil’s Army, Recruits Get Mail From Home

You’ve Got Mail!

Hair Füror (H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Rep. Adam Kinzinger gets a letter from home (Fair Warning mobile users: it’s a PDF)


Oh my, what a disappointment you are to us and to God! We were once so proud of your accomplishments! Instead, you go against your Christian principals (sic) and join the “devil’s army.” (Democrats and the fake news media).

[ED. NOTE – Full disclosure: in the Devil’s Army, I am a Captain. –TG]

How do you call yourself a Christian when you join the “devils army” believing in abortion! We thought you were “smart” enough to see how the left is brainwashing so many “so called good people” including yourself and many other GOP members. You have even fallen for their socialism ideals! So, so, sad!

President Trump is not perfect, but neither are you or any of us for that matter! It is not for us to judge or be judged! But he is a Christian! (If God can forgive and use King David in the Bible, He can do the same with President Trump.)

[ED NOTE: From the Atlantic

“Can you believe people believe that bullshit?” Donald Trump said after a 2012 meeting with pastors who laid hands on him, according to Michael Cohen, Trump’s former lawyer and confidant.” ]

Franklin Graham, Robert Jeffress, to just name a few, of many Pastors, who mentor President Trump, know that he is a believer!

[ED. NOTE: The Devil’s Army doesn’t have a command hierarchy like that! — TG]

Obviously, you did not hear President Trump’s “Christmas Message” to the American people (fake news media did not cover his message) where he actually gave the plan of salvation, instructing people how to repent and ask the Savior into their heart to be “Born Again”! (To believe in John 3:16). When was the last time you proclaimed your faith Adam? (Oh, we forgot you now belong to the “devils army.”).

[ED. NOTE: It was a battlefield induction. — Capt. TG]

You won’t convince us otherwise with your horrible, rude accusations of President Trump! (To embrace a party that believes in abortion and socialism is the ultimate sin.) We should list even more grievances against you, but decided you ae (sic) not worth more of our time to list them. We have said enough!

You should be very proud that you have lost the respect of Lou Dobbs, Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, Greg Kelly, etc. and most importantly in our book, Mark Levin and Rush Limbaugh and us!

[ED. NOTE: Looks like the Devil’s Army isn’t the only army here. — TG]

It is now most embarrassing to us that we are related to you. You have embarrassed the Kinzinger family name. We are not judging you. This letter is our opinion of you!

[ED NOTE: Glad they clarified that judging thing. I was worried. –TG]

Oh, by the way, good luck in your fund raising (sic) endeavors. We are sure we know there are many others good GOP and Christian supporters, that feel the same way we do. Also very disappointed with the many other GOP have sided with the Democrats. (We should demand our money back!)

The following Kinzinger family members have asked that their names be added to this letter:


[names redacted]

P.S. For your information, many more family members, feel the same as we do. They just didn’t have the courage to sign our letter or write their own letter! Not us, we are throughly (sic) disgusted with you!! And, oh by the way, we are calling for your removal from office! I have received numerous calls concerning your actions and egregious behavior towards our President of the United States, Donald J. Trump!

CC: Many conservative Republicans.

*President Trump has done more for the American people in four years, than you, the Rino’s (sic), and Democrates (sic) have done in years!!

OK, the larger point here (larger than Kinzinger has an appalling family who have, um, Cancel-Cultured him!) is that Lord Damp Nut’s magic touch (not the vibrator)  has split apart families, not just Democrats from the Coup Klux Klan brethren. These people are allegedly all on the same team.

We really are in an uncivil war. Possum Hollar is armed and have already demonstrated that they will be the real devil’s army and willing to kill in the name of Trump.

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21 Responses to Even in The Devil’s Army, Recruits Get Mail From Home

  1. Are Democrates what they want to lock the Democrats in?

    IS there some sort of service academy you need to attend to become an officer in the Devil’s army?

    Liked by 3 people

  2. buckobear says:

    You’d think they’d at least invest in a decent style manual and dictionary, eh?

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Buttermilk Sky says:

    What kind of family communicates with a member on a public forum? A hateful, semi-literate one, obviously. Christmas at the Kinzingers’ must be a lot of fun. They probably have a Yule log that looks like Kamala Harris or Nancy Pelosi.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. R White says:

    Me thinks the author of said tome is incredibly naive not to know that his heroes mark levin & rush limpdick often purchase & utilize the services of undocumented Dominican rent boys and that his false prophet, fat nixon, cannot be ‘saved’ due to the numerous rapes he and epstein engaged in. The local authorities would be wise to check the online habits of said author.

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  5. Bruce388 says:

    “You should be very proud that you have lost the respect of Lou Dobbs, Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, Greg Kelly, etc. and most importantly in our book, Mark Levin and Rush Limbaugh and us!”

    Yes. I can’t argue with that.

    Liked by 3 people

  6. McDee says:

    Anxious to hear the details of your battlefield promotion, Captain Tengrain.

    Liked by 4 people

  7. beckymaenot says:

    I’ve seen this kind of letter written by one of my very own crazy /super religious family members. Only my people usually include highlighted photocopies of the bible verses quoted. There is no help for this kind of crazy. And this kind of crazy seems to be on the rise. Uhg. smh

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Sirius Lunacy says:

    “It is not for us to judge or be judged!”
    So these Republicans, the party of law and order, are not aware that people who sit on a jury of any kind are expected to make judgements. That’s how law and order work in these here United States. You’d think any REAL Patriot would know that.

    But I’m not going to judge these whackos, that would be un-Christian of me. I’m just going to form an opinion of them.

    Liked by 3 people

  9. Ten Bears says:

    Rolling on the floor Overcome by the Holy Spirit babbling incoherently speaking in tongues. Down at the Four Square Pentecostal Church of Jesus Christ Ascendant in Pearblossom California, girl no doubt has far-away eyes.

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  10. osirisopto says:

    He should thank them.


    • MDavis says:

      He almost did – here’s a quote from the NYT (via CNN* through Microsoft)
      “I hold nothing against them,” he told the paper, “but I have zero desire or feel the need to reach out and repair that. That is 100% on them to reach out and repair, and quite honestly, I don’t care if they do or not.”

      Hence “he told the paper”


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