H/T @NamelessCynic of the Tweeterverse
Welp. I don’t even have a car…
TG – Pants. You DO wear pants, don’t you? And they’re held up by a belt?
So it’s not like that belt that’s not just preventing a socially-embarrassing wardrobe malfunction while encircling your midsection has no other purpose, it’s also could be considered an emotional-support device.”
And to be totes on the safe side, I recommend suspenders, besides, as well.
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Our local DOT sign says “Send candy, not texts”
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I don’t remember if our area’s Text-related accidents rival DUI accidents or have actually surpassed them. But it’s one of those.
Try a straight-jacket, you will feel very hugged!
It was -10 degrees in Ioway this AM. Damn seat belt offered little comfort.
UDOT? What is that, Utah? Uganda? Uruguay? Urp?
Wear a mask …
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