Trump Defense: ‘Have you ever really looked at your hand. Whoa!’

Posted on February 13, 2021 by tengrain

I’ll have whatever he had! –

He clearly gets a better product than that which is legally available on my corner (and alas! I’m not talking taco truck).

 

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4 Responses to Trump Defense: ‘Have you ever really looked at your hand. Whoa!’

  1. brucedesertrat says:
    February 13, 2021 at 8:29 am

    A suitably contemtuously farcial defense to an absolutely undeniable crime, committed in the open, on camera, presented to a jury that’s half made up of co-conspirators and fellow criminals.

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  2. Bruce388 says:
    February 13, 2021 at 8:43 am

    Apparently millions of us are afflicted with lying eyes and ears.

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  3. MDavis says:
    February 13, 2021 at 10:24 am

    “Clearly, your honor, there was no murder for hire. In fact, my client would like to countercharge your primary witness with fraud for taking her money and then refusing to carry out the agreed upon action.”

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    • brucedesertrat says:
      February 13, 2021 at 10:53 am

      Please, this is Trump we’re talking about!

      “Clearly, your honor, there was no murder for hire. In fact, my client would like to point out that he refused to pay your witness after committing the murder so sloppily that it implicated my client!”

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