Happy Birthday ¡JEB!

“If I… Were KING… of the Forrrrrrrrrrrrest!”

JEB! is 68-years old today!

He’s the Bush married to the would-be tax-avoiding smuggler, and who’s kids are distinguished by being addicts, a stalker, and um, public drunkeness underaged public indecency.

But he loves to talk about YOUR lack of family values.

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4 Responses to Happy Birthday ¡JEB!

  1. “Please clap sing Happy Birfday!”

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  2. sos says:

    I hope he got a free bowl of soup with that hat.

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  3. I’d forgotten about all their “family values!”

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  4. CalicoJack says:

    What was Poppy’s favorite joke? He would ask a young nearby woman, “Who’s my favorite magician?” And after skipping a beat, answer, “David Cop-a-feel!” while surreptitiously having reached around to grab their asses at that moment while Babs rolls her eyes… AGAIN!

    ‘Nuff said.

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