Dad Signs, Cont.

Well, at least it didn’t say that the Handel was Baroque’n.

I’ll see myself out, thanks.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman who knows a Dad Joke when he sees one.)

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8 Responses to Dad Signs, Cont.

  1. spotthedog says:

    Fixing it is on my To Do Liszt, just as soon as I get Bach.

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  2. E.A. Blair says:

    Arnold Schwarzenegger was a substitute teacher at an acting class. He said, “We will start with an improvisational exercise in which some of us will play the parts of Baroque composers.” He pointed at one student and said, “You. You will be Vivaldi.” he pointed at another and said, “You. You will be Georg Philipp Telemann.” Then he tapped his own chest and added, “And as for me, I’ll be Bach.”

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    • revzafod says:

      Something other than thumbs up or down is needed. Call it the “groan” of “the thumb up your ass sideways”.

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  3. Jimmy T says:

    OK OK, I’m a little late to this. So the tomb of Beethoven was needed to be excavated due to new construction. So the workers carefully uncovered the crypt opened the door and saw a decrepit old man huddled over volumes of music book, carefully erasing years of works. One of the workers called out “Ludwig what are you doing?” The decrepit old man looked up and said “I”M decomposing.”

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  4. Ploom, Nomdee says:

    Made my day!

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