Find the Kraken!

Sidney Powell unleashing the Kraken.
(Undated file photo)

Noted conspiracy theorist and defendant in a $1.3B Amero defamation lawsuit filed by Dominion Voting Systems, former Trump lawyer Sidney Powell has been dodging process servers, per Tiger Beat:

Facing a more than $1.3 billion defamation lawsuit from Dominion Voting systems, former Trump lawyer Sidney Powell dodged the company’s legal team for weeks, forcing Dominion to hire private investigators, the company claimed in a Tuesday filing.

Dominion had to pursue Powell “across state lines,” which forced the company to have “unnecessary expenses for extraordinary measures to effect service [of process],” it wrote in the filing. [Ed Note: 50 Quatloos says everything was properly spelled! –TG] Powell also “refused to respond” to requests from Dominion’s legal team that would have allowed Powell more time to respond, the filing said.

Only guessing that the American Bar Association’s ears pricked up right about “across state lines.”

Howard Kleinhendler, an attorney for Powell, denied that his client evaded service, saying she “regularly travels as part of her work.”

Amazing what the care and feeding of the Kraken-keeper involves, innit?

“Unfortunately, for the past several months Ms. Powell has had to take extra precautions concerning her security, which may have made serving her more difficult,” Kleinhendler wrote in an email to POLITICO. “Ms. Powell had no reason to evade service as she looks forward to defending herself in court.”

“I ain’t touching the Kraken with a 10-foot pole,” he didn’t add.

About that lawsuit:

Dominion said in its suit that the “viral disinformation campaign…irreparably damaged” its reputation, costing it hundreds of millions of dollars. Company employees have received death threats as a result, the lawsuit said.

I never thought I’d root for a corporation going after a person (or two), but damn!, death threats against some poor shmoo?

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15 Responses to Find the Kraken!

  1. sos says:


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  2. HarpoSnarx says:

    Cripes that one is an innovative fugitive. The only fly in her ointment is she’s as tall as the Statue of Liberty (the ONLY resemblance to it) and her media basking addiction will blow her cover in every trailer park Rudy books her into.

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  3. spotthedog says:

    Wonder if the Kraken-keeper peed herself when found and served. Amend the claim to $1.3 billion plus service of process expenses.

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  4. Dear Kraken: Do you want a summary judgement in the plaintiff’s favor? Because this is how you get a summary judgement in the plaintiff’s favor…

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  5. Dennis Cole says:

    I thought sumthin funny was goin on, when I was havin my breakfast cereal, and saw her picture on the milk carton, with the usual “Have you seen me?” query…

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  6. roket says:

    Sorry, hun. You can ignore it as much as you want but it’s not going away.


  7. Buttermilk Sky says:

    She’s Kyle Rittenhouse’s lawyer now.


  8. Redhand says:

    “Ms. Powell had no reason to evade service as she looks forward to defending herself in court.”



  9. Ten Bears says:

    I was hopin’ the kraken ate her, but I guess… well, never-mind.


  10. xpldagain says:

    If she comes into my neighborhood (hint: it’s -14 and I have two Democratic senators) I will dust off my forty-year-old process-server skills and do her for free.


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