Arizona, Whaddup?

The terrible sand people of the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan.

The terrible sand people of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan have spoken:

1 in 4 Arizonans still insist Trump won, as second impeachment begins

WASHINGTON – As the Senate began debate Tuesday on a historic second impeachment of former President Donald Trump, a recent poll shows that more than half of Arizona Republicans believe Trump was the rightful winner of the November election.

The poll, taken by OH Predictive Insights shortly before President Joe Biden’s Jan. 20 inauguration, found that 60% of all Arizona voters are confident Biden won, but 20% of independents and 54% of registered Republicans believe Trump is “the rightful winner” of the election.

And for giggles, they censured former Sen. Jeff Flake, Gubnor Doug Ducey, and also —oddly enough— Booze Heiress and widow, Cindy Pills McCain.

I’m told it’s a dry heat, tho. So they got that workin’ for them.

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7 Responses to Arizona, Whaddup?

  1. They censured her because they couldn’t dig up Walnuts to censure his moldering corpse, and she publically said she voted for Biden, as I recall.

    But they’ve hated her ever since her appearance in the NoH8 anti-anti-lgbt campaign.

    They are fucking nuts.

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  2. Ten Bears says:

    Glass … ahhh, three quarters full: three out of four did not.

    Not that I’m sticking up for Arizonistans; who could run out of water yesterday.

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    • Seriously. Article in the paper yesterday said we’re lookgin at the whole Colorado river allocation being cut to a few thimblefuls due to climate change and ongoing drought.

      (note the experts studying the current water situation are still divided as to whether this is something driven by climate change or just another of the periodic megadroughts in the mountain southwest that have [checks notes] caused multiple waves of depopulation in the region over the millenia.

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  3. artahzen says:

    All that dry heat makes 1/4 of the population have dry brain syndrome, symptoms of which are piss poor thinking skills and an undying devotion to an orange hued, half a cock, crackpot.

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  4. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Barry Goldwater corpse juice leaching into the ground water.

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  5. osirisopto says:

    Which four did they ask?

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  6. xpldagain says:

    What do I have to do to get censured by the Arizona GOP?

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