One Lump of Stupid or Two?

When Stormy gets blue /
Her eyes get gray and cloudy /
Then the rain begins to fall /
Pitter patter, pitter patter…

“…the worst 90 seconds of my life, for sure, because it just made me hate myself.” — Stormy Daniels to Michael Cohen on his podcast, as reported by The AP

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7 Responses to One Lump of Stupid or Two?

  1. sos says:

    She should have hit him with a real shark. I would respect that.

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  2. spotthedog says:

    “Ya think that’s bad?” said Melanoma, probably.

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  3. David L Keller says:

    Oh good, I can post my juxtaposition of headlines, with sexual innuendo, in this forum. From Political Wire:

    Quote of the Day
    February 8, 2021 at 8:15 am EST By Taegan Goddard 84 Comments
    “The worst 90 seconds of my life, for sure, because it just made me hate myself.”
    — Stormy Daniels, quoted by the Associated Press, on having sex with Donald Trump.

    Biden Signals He Won’t Shrink Relief Package
    February 8, 2021 at 8:04 am EST By Taegan Goddard 39 Comments

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  4. Buttermilk Sky says:

    NINETY SECONDS? We’ll have to start calling him Steely Don.

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  5. Diane says:

    Ninety seconds? Did she ballpark that a little high? I would swear he would have lasted less then a minute.

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  6. spotthedog says:

    I’ve seen him spend more than 90 seconds dry humping the US flag on stage at one of his rallies.

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  7. She should be grateful that he wasn’t one of those who insisted on going the full hour.

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