Supreme Court News

 

H/T Skinny-D

Politico tells us that Jeebus wins over science in the age of the Trump-Virus Pandemic:

Supreme Court lifts California worship bans prompted by coronavirus

The ruling issued just before 11 p.m. ET Friday produced four separate statements by the justices.

The theocrats cannot even agree amongst themselves, per usual. Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch wanted to lift all limitations to pack them in indoors chanting and whatnot; unbelievably, the Virgin Mayor of Keg City Justice Kavanaugh and Justice Coathangers were OK with granting only what California theocrats asked for; Brave, brave Sir Roberts opinion I cannot figure out, and the libtards said California’s mild climate was not a burden to anyone to keep the ol’ Smells and Bells, er, service outdoors socially distanced, blah-blah-blah.

So you know, who could have predicted that having 6 religious nut jobs on the Supreme Court could endanger public safety during a public health crisis? Keep on super-spreading, Fundies, after all you are bathed in the blood of Jeebus and that force-field will protect you. It’s too bad for all the people you interact with, but I guess they deserve to die if they are not as holy as you.

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9 Responses to Supreme Court News

  1. spotthedog says:

    Take that you monks silently sitting alone!

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  2. And they want to recall Gavin Newsome over his visit to a pizza restaurant….

    (DING noise goes off in my head. Ahhhh , a PIZZA restaurant!!! Of course! Probably had the baby parts special with extra adrenochrome sauce…)

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  3. Infidel753 says:

    The coronavirus is winning more court cases than Trump is, and it doesn’t even have a lawyer.

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  4. roket says:

    And the Lord said, ‘Follow the money.’

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  5. MDavis says:

    That graphic! Yikes.
    If Jesus and Darwin actually met, My Imagination insists, first off, Darwin would probably be quite surprised. But then I imagine Jesus saying something like.
    “Hey, Charles, I read your thing about the barnacles (good translation service here, ammirite?) and that is fascinating. What a way to run a species, leaving all the options available for all those sea changes over the millennia. Is my dad smart or what? Hey, as long as I got you here, let me tell you what I learned on my trip to India. I met this guy there, Buddha, he had some very interesting ideas… “

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  6. osirisopto says:

    There’s only one thing that would piss me off more than not killing and eating babies that’s if people found god and gathered closely together in large groups unmasked and unvaccinated.

    That would just burn my britches. And you know how much we witches hate burning britches.

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