Where Are They Now, Part Infinity
For all of you wondering what the Walking Termite Buffet is gonna do (Clue: no one wonders this at all) –
Mike Pence is starting a podcast
“Mike Pence is returning to his radio roots after a 22-year hiatus from the airwaves. The former vice president will launch a podcast in the coming months hosted by the Young America’s Foundation, a conservative youth organization dating back to the 1960s.”
Wait. What? Young Americans? Young Republicans is pretty much self-cancelling, innit?
“Pence will join YAF as the group’s first Ronald Reagan presidential scholar, and is expected to become a regular member of its campus lecture circuit once it is safe to resume such events, which have been halted by the Covid-19 pandemic.”
I think it would be more exciting to give him a vlog, sort of like those Yule Log channels, maybe with side betting about whether or not he moves, or blinks. Or they could guess how many rings in his trunk?
I don’t want to know about anything in his trunk.
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Good idea, the vlog could be called “Pretty fly for a VP guy!”
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I pretty much forgot this guy existed on January 20 at 12:01. I have a vague recollection that he was some kind of patent medicine salesman, or possibly a Nazi war criminal who’s been in hiding since their moon colony collapsed. Anyway I’m sure I could look it up on the internet but that would probably just be a waste of time.
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Never mind that, what are his fly’s plans?
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To stay zipped as tight as a chastity belt, except for once a year with “mother.”
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The first thing he needs to learn is it’s no longer “over airwaves”.
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“No Mike, the buzzing is not radio static noise”.
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Go to Indiana and stay out of America forever, too Pence.
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“Young Americans” also mentioned as “YAF” in the post, refers to “Young Americans for Freedom.” They were universally mocked on university campuses in the 1960s. I’m surprised they still exist.
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Mike Pence is a scholar? The bar has been dropped so low that Donald’s brain is starting to look big.
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To be fair his title is “Ronald Reagan Scholar” the bar is being able to sound out the big words, and color mostly within the lines.
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As long as the colors within the lines are mostly shades of white. — TG
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“For all of you wondering what the Walking Termite Buffet is gonna do – ” –Who shivs a git WHAT he does???
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