Where Are They Now, Part Infinity
For all of you wondering what the Walking Termite Buffet is gonna do (Clue: no one wonders this at all) –
“Mike Pence is returning to his radio roots after a 22-year hiatus from the airwaves. The former vice president will launch a podcast in the coming months hosted by the Young America’s Foundation, a conservative youth organization dating back to the 1960s.”
Wait. What? Young Americans? Young Republicans is pretty much self-cancelling, innit?
“Pence will join YAF as the group’s first Ronald Reagan presidential scholar, and is expected to become a regular member of its campus lecture circuit once it is safe to resume such events, which have been halted by the Covid-19 pandemic.”
I think it would be more exciting to give him a vlog, sort of like those Yule Log channels, maybe with side betting about whether or not he moves, or blinks. Or they could guess how many rings in his trunk?