Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Where Are They Now, Part Infinity

For all of you wondering what the Walking Termite Buffet is gonna do (Clue: no one wonders this at all) –

Mike Pence is starting a podcast

“Mike Pence is returning to his radio roots after a 22-year hiatus from the airwaves. The former vice president will launch a podcast in the coming months hosted by the Young America’s Foundation, a conservative youth organization dating back to the 1960s.”

Wait. What? Young Americans? Young Republicans is pretty much self-cancelling, innit?

“Pence will join YAF as the group’s first Ronald Reagan presidential scholar, and is expected to become a regular member of its campus lecture circuit once it is safe to resume such events, which have been halted by the Covid-19 pandemic.”

I think it would be more exciting to give him a vlog, sort of like those Yule Log channels, maybe with side betting about whether or not he moves, or blinks. Or they could guess how many rings in his trunk?

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13 Responses to Some Fries With Your Stupid?

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    I don’t want to know about anything in his trunk.

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  2. Good idea, the vlog could be called “Pretty fly for a VP guy!”

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  3. lofgren says:

    I pretty much forgot this guy existed on January 20 at 12:01. I have a vague recollection that he was some kind of patent medicine salesman, or possibly a Nazi war criminal who’s been in hiding since their moon colony collapsed. Anyway I’m sure I could look it up on the internet but that would probably just be a waste of time.

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  4. Infidel753 says:

    Never mind that, what are his fly’s plans?

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  5. Ten Bears says:

    The first thing he needs to learn is it’s no longer “over airwaves”.

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  6. Meremark says:

    Go to Indiana and stay out of America forever, too Pence.

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  7. Redhand says:

    “Young Americans” also mentioned as “YAF” in the post, refers to “Young Americans for Freedom.” They were universally mocked on university campuses in the 1960s. I’m surprised they still exist.

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  8. julesmomcat says:

    “For all of you wondering what the Walking Termite Buffet is gonna do – ” –Who shivs a git WHAT he does???

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