H/T @NamelessCynic of the Tweeterverse
“$20, Same As In Town”
Getting a little plowed tonight. Be back in the morning…
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“We also offer fertilizing, at no extra charge.”
“Call Mr. Plow, that’s the name, that name again is Mr. Plow.”
“Mr Plow is a loser and I think he is a boozer. So you better make that call to the Plow King.”
Any relation to The Pull Out King?
Hallelujah! It is finally snowing here in Colorado after a very thin winter so far. It looks like a 10-day storm cycle. I’m pretty sure that I’ll be playing hooky from work all next week to go ski. That is, after I plow out the office, the farm, and the house. W00T!
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Today I got behind an air conditioning company truck which asked the question, “is your wife hot?”
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That joke’s in regular rotation on the marquee sign at a local heating and cooling store, along with other groan-worthy puns…
nice to see that someone’s Dad is gainfully employed….
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