President Handsome Joe Biden shocked the nation and announced that no one in his family will be a Senior Advisor to the President:
“We’re going to run this like the Obama-Biden Administration,” he said of ethics requirements pertaining to government appointees’ family and friends to avoid the semblance of wrongdoing.
“No one in our family and extended family is going to be involved in any government undertaking or foreign policy,” he added. “And nobody has an office in this place. They always have access to Pop and Nana but nobody (will have an office).”
It remains unclear who will be in charge of Instagramming themselves in serene white spaces.