Joe Biden
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President Handsome Joe Biden shocked the nation and announced that no one in his family will be a Senior Advisor to the President:
“We’re going to run this like the Obama-Biden Administration,” he said of ethics requirements pertaining to government appointees’ family and friends to avoid the semblance of wrongdoing.
“No one in our family and extended family is going to be involved in any government undertaking or foreign policy,” he added. “And nobody has an office in this place. They always have access to Pop and Nana but nobody (will have an office).”
It remains unclear who will be in charge of Instagramming themselves in serene white spaces.
And Who Will Fill Ivanka’s Shoes?
Hell, I can get you a [foot] by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with [Ivanka’s] nail polish.
h/t Walter Sobchak (and apologies to same)
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sos, you’re out of your element! But apology accepted. [Check my avatar]
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We tied the room together though
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Just don’t even think about asking him to roll on Shabbos!
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“A foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer”– Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
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But what about hiring Hunter’s barber’s second cousin’s yoga instructors Ex-Husband? Henghh? What scandal are they hiding there??
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And who’s gonna create absolutely sterile Christmas displays, or homages to The Handmaid’s Tale for that matter? Expiring minds want to know!
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Any airhead will do. Amazing what can be done with lipstick.
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I do not believe that we will even see Ella Emhof sporting a maxi pad jauntily on her noggin despite her mad fashion chops.
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Fill her shoes with what?
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