Doaty Bampots of Note
It’s Twizzler Time:
Donald Trump’s son Eric has lashed out at Scottish politicians ahead of a parliamentary debate on whether to launch an investigation into the financing of his father’s resorts….
“Patrick Harvie is nothing more than a national embarrassment with his pathetic antics that only serve himself and his political agenda,” he said, according to a statement quoted in multiple British newspapers.
“And I know from national embarrassments,” Twizzler did not say, fascinated by a fidget spinner.
“If Harvie and the rest of the Scottish government continue to treat overseas investors like this, it will deter future investors from conducting business in Scotland, ultimately crushing their economy, tourism and hospitality industries,” he added.
The article dryly notes that Harvie is not part of the Government. Twizzler has an interesting idea about tourism and seems to think that the only reason to go to Scotland is to play golf at one of his father’s money-laundering establishments.