One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Doaty Bampots of Note

All that glitters…

It’s Twizzler Time:

Eric Trump hits out at Scottish plan to debate his father’s golf courses

Donald Trump’s son Eric has lashed out at Scottish politicians ahead of a parliamentary debate on whether to launch an investigation into the financing of his father’s resorts….

“Patrick Harvie is nothing more than a national embarrassment with his pathetic antics that only serve himself and his political agenda,” he said, according to a statement quoted in multiple British newspapers.

“And I know from national embarrassments,” Twizzler did not say, fascinated by a fidget spinner.

“If Harvie and the rest of the Scottish government continue to treat overseas investors like this, it will deter future investors from conducting business in Scotland, ultimately crushing their economy, tourism and hospitality industries,” he added.

The article dryly notes that Harvie is not part of the  Government.  Twizzler has an interesting idea about tourism and seems to think that the only reason to go to Scotland is to play golf at one of his father’s money-laundering establishments.

This entry was posted in Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump. Bookmark the permalink.

4 Responses to One Lump of Stupid or Two?

  1. sos says:

    Please baby Jesus, it’s your buddy, me! Please make Twizzler throw hands with Scotland. Gommy Twizzler v The Scots in a battle of wits, derision and generalized insultatude. Epic!

    Liked by 2 people

  2. roket says:

    A chip off the old block. I see many bankruptcies in Twizzlelr’s future.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. MDavis says:

    Comparing his technique to that pillow guy – he does at least know not to get in a shouting match with himself on someone else’s mic when someone else holds the mute button.
    Give him time, though. He’ll get there.

    Liked by 1 person

Comments are closed.