How can you argue with logic like this LOTR cosplay elf-prophet:
God told "prophet" Robin Bullock that "Joe Biden will not be president," and that "Heaven does not know him as the president." Therefore, "you cannot pray for President Joe Biden because he doesn't exist." pic.twitter.com/5k15znA4d4
someone tell that dude’s Gawd that Joe Biden is, after all, President. And tell ’em that President False Jesus is festering in his bedbug-ridden, about to be flooded fake golden mansion; And tell hims that this dude has no business telling a single damn person who they can and can’t pray for. Then kick him in the testicles.
What’s that up-and-down hand gesture for masturbation called? I’ll close my eyes and clench my butt cheeks and wish as hard as I can and my magic will work! Hallelujah praise him!
These folks really need a better gawd. The one they have lies to them all the time and then sits back in the clouds and laughs at the stupid things they say and do.
Mullet? Goatee like a vagina? Hearing voices? Answering them? In English? This God of yours, does he do card tricks?
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Yeah, if the Lord were talking to him, the Lord would have told him that his hair is unfortunate.
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GOD: “Robin”
ROBIN: “Y-yes God?”
GOD: “One Word”
ROBIN: “Anything!”
GOD: “Man-bun”
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I have been sitting here for a couple minutes and have realized I got nuttin’…
We’ve reached the Chandrasekhar Snark limit…sarcasm cannot escape the stupidity gradient around this guy…
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Quod erat dumbasstrandum
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“I don’t know Robin Bullock. I have never met Robin Bullock. Lots of people think I talk to them. No one understands me.” Dog said.
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someone tell that dude’s Gawd that Joe Biden is, after all, President. And tell ’em that President False Jesus is festering in his bedbug-ridden, about to be flooded fake golden mansion; And tell hims that this dude has no business telling a single damn person who they can and can’t pray for. Then kick him in the testicles.
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What’s that up-and-down hand gesture for masturbation called? I’ll close my eyes and clench my butt cheeks and wish as hard as I can and my magic will work! Hallelujah praise him!
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These folks really need a better gawd. The one they have lies to them all the time and then sits back in the clouds and laughs at the stupid things they say and do.
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How do I know Robin Bullock exists? Why is Steve Shultz’s head shaped like an egg? Can I go have my lunch now?
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