News That Will Drive You To Drink

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How can you argue with logic like this LOTR cosplay elf-prophet:

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10 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. schmice3 says:

    Mullet? Goatee like a vagina? Hearing voices? Answering them? In English? This God of yours, does he do card tricks?

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  2. I have been sitting here for a couple minutes and have realized I got nuttin’…

    We’ve reached the Chandrasekhar Snark limit…sarcasm cannot escape the stupidity gradient around this guy…

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  3. Quod erat dumbasstrandum

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  4. roket says:

    “I don’t know Robin Bullock. I have never met Robin Bullock. Lots of people think I talk to them. No one understands me.” Dog said.

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  5. someone tell that dude’s Gawd that Joe Biden is, after all, President. And tell ’em that President False Jesus is festering in his bedbug-ridden, about to be flooded fake golden mansion; And tell hims that this dude has no business telling a single damn person who they can and can’t pray for. Then kick him in the testicles.

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  6. Wesley Sandel says:

    What’s that up-and-down hand gesture for masturbation called? I’ll close my eyes and clench my butt cheeks and wish as hard as I can and my magic will work! Hallelujah praise him!

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  7. artahzen says:

    These folks really need a better gawd. The one they have lies to them all the time and then sits back in the clouds and laughs at the stupid things they say and do.

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  8. Buttermilk Sky says:

    How do I know Robin Bullock exists? Why is Steve Shultz’s head shaped like an egg? Can I go have my lunch now?

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