That disturbance in The Farce you felt is probably Tiger Beat giving us the exciting news that Rep. Greene (Q-Georgeduh) says she will be meeting with Lord Damp Nut, soon. I picture a play date with a couple of 2-year olds babbling at each other and ending in tears as one pounds the other one with blocks, and then paste-eating.
“I’m excited to go visit him soon and continue to give him a call and talk to him frequently. Great news is, he supports me 100 percent, and I’ve always supported him. President Trump is always here for the people, and he’s not going anywhere. So I look forward to, to joining him and what his future plans may be.”
Representatives for Trump did not return a request for comment. Nor did officials currently working with the former president. Reached for comment about whether there would actually be a meeting, a spokesperson for Greene replied: “The Congresswoman said it on tape… There’s nothing to confirm here. We do not discuss the details of private conversations of Rep. MTG.”
“…because everytime we do confirm what she said,” the representative did not add, “our phones ring off the hook with offers for butterfly nets, deals on Thorazine, and oddly, polo mallets.”
Anyway, we hope this happens. A spitballer lives for stories like this.