These Shoes Were Made For Eating

Some Say Harlan Hill is the lovechild of smarmy Todd Starnes and OG Tucker Carlson

Oddly, Harlan Hill wagered that Prznint Stupid was going to win the 2020 Goat Rodeo and declared that he would eat his shoe if LDN lost:

We’re not big on welshers at MPS, and this guy is the very definition of backpfeifengesicht.

But more broadly, what is it with Republicans and shoes? It all started with Peggington Noonington getting moist over Saint Ronnies brown brogues… and who could forget:

…and now we have this dude promising to eat one and then chickening out?

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Baron vonBeavis)

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16 Responses to These Shoes Were Made For Eating

  1. Wesley Sandel says:

    Another white slug like Neil Cavuto – race and class privilege on the hoof.

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  2. sos says:

    And ironically SHOES TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!!1! (So I’ve heard from many people.)

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  3. spotthedog says:

    “Eyebrow raising” only if you thought anyone in that tribe ever truly means anything they say.

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  4. glitterbug says:

    I gotta give Dumbya credit for his quick reflexes. Shoe man had pretty good aim.

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  5. E.A. Blair says:

    That guy looks like Beaver Cleaver dressed as an adult for Hallowe’en.

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  6. Buttermilk Sky says:

    John Fetterman is still waiting for his million dollars from Dan Patrick.

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  7. R White says:

    Harlan doesn’t have anything to smile about since he looks so much like creepy pedophile Todd Starnes…

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  8. Ten Bears says:

    I’d be happy to feed them to it, but there’d be no pleasure in it.

    Be more fun beating up drunks …

    Yes, it.

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  9. sos says:

    Whelp! Somebody has to:

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  10. Mary Ellen Sandahl says:

    I’m not in favor of linking a person’s appearance and their political stance — but it happens pretty often that when I see a photo of a right winger who’s been attracting attention with either their public pronouncements or their actual actions, I think “Now there’s a person who’s taking revenge on the world for being teased in grade school/middle school/high school and beyond.” McConnell and Matt Gaetz being good examples.

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