Sunday Palate Cleanser

I’m told we are their servants, but I won’t do mani-pedi.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

Meanwhile, ten months of home haircuts are…

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4 Responses to Sunday Palate Cleanser

  1. purplehead says:

    Two dogs and a cat die and go to heaven, and they face God, sitting on his throne. He turns to the first dog and says, “All right, what do you have to say for yourself?” The dog says, “I was a friend and companion of my human. We went on trips together, I was always there for him when he came home, we played together.” God smiles and says, “Fine. You can come and sit in this chair at my right hand.”

    Then he turns to the second dog, and asks: “Now you, my friend. What have you to say for yourself?” And this dog says, “I was a service dog for a blind man. I accompanied him everywhere, made sure he had safe paths, and was a companion to him.” And God smiles again, and says, “Excellent! You may sit in this chair at my left hand.”

    Finally he turns to the cat and says, “And you? What have you to say for yourself?” And the cat looks right into God’s eyes and says, “You’re sitting in my chair.”

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  2. CalicoJack says:

    NEVER give a cat a mani-pedi! NEVER! It won’t end well. Trust me on this.

    No, I don’t want to talk about it.

    Jack

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