A Shot of Stupid For Your Coffee?

The Modern Republican Party

O, please do this, Hair Füror!

“Former president Donald Trump threw himself back into politics this weekend by publicly endorsing a devoted and divisive acolyte in Arizona who has embraced his false election conspiracy theories and entertained the creation of a new ‘MAGA Party.'”

I wonder what a stylized shitgibbon would look like as a mascot. Orange, of course.

Axios morning email thingie leads:

The GOP is getting torn apart by a spreading revolt against party leaders for failing to stand up for former President Trump and punish his critics.

Much of the party’s base — including conservative talk radio, TV and social media — are spoiling to fight for Trump in exile.

  • On top of that, Trump himself is threatening to literally split the party in two with the creation of a new MAGA Party or Patriot Party, the WashPost reports

Step into almost every Republican state or district, and most voters are livid that Republican leaders didn’t fight more to overturn the election, resist impeachment, back Trump, punish House Conference Chair Liz Cheney and protest big business for blacklisting its members. Look what’s happening:

    • The Arizona Republican Party voted yesterday to censure three faces of the Republican establishment — Cindy McCain, Gov. Doug Ducey and former Sen. Jeff Flake — and reelected state party chair Kelli Ward, a fierce Trumper.
    • The 10 House Republicans who voted to impeach Trump are being hit with swift punishment, including brewing primary challenges, censure votes and public scoldings, the N.Y. Times reports(subscription).
    • Some House Republicans, egged on by right-wing media, are pushing an uphill fight to oust Cheney from her third-ranking leadership post. In Wyoming, she faces a long-shot primary challenge.

Anyway, this would be the death knell of the GOP, officially split and alone in the wilderness. This third-party threat also shows the Senate that he’s not worth saving from impeachment as he’s going to shiv them anyway.  Of course, they’re such assholes that they probably would change parties in a heartbeat.

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10 Responses to A Shot of Stupid For Your Coffee?

  1. Ten Bears says:

    LOL ~ Wiki: The Patriot Party was a socialist organization of the late 1960s and early 1970s in the United States that organized poor, rural whites in the Appalachian South and Pacific Northwest. The party was formed after a split with the Young Patriots Organization. The YPO’s membership was drawn from street gangs of Appalachian whites in the Uptown neighborhood of Chicago, Illinois; it became politicized after working with the Young Lords, an ethnic Puerto Rican gang; and the African-American Black Panther Party.

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  2. sos says:

    More spreading! Moar revolting! More splitting! More censuring! Moar primarying! MOre MORe MOAR I tells ya! More of us need MORE!!!!1!

    A shame about those Dems in Disarray ™

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  3. Weird Dave says:

    Ah, nothing like the GOP in the TSKoA re-electing Dr.* “I’m really just curious about chemtrails” Ward as head of the state party.

    Should insure AZ remains blue (or at least purple) for a good long while. Now if we can get after Biggs and Gosar…

    *Yes really.

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  4. roket says:

    Not an original thought to be found anywhere amongst them. They may as well go with the National Socialist American Workers’ Party. Speaking as someone who occasionally has an original thought, I would recommend the Insurrectionist Party or the Anti-Constitutional Party. At the rate they’re going they may as well go with the Do As I Say, Not As I Do Party. Fucking dimwits.

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    • MDavis says:

      So many possibilities.
      MAGA has that nice four-letter thing going for it. And, since the promise will never be fulfilled, it’s evergreen.
      The RIOT party has possibilities, too. Republican Isn’t Out There (enough for us)?
      Patriot Party goes hand-in-hand with the Fatherland, er, Homeland Security branch of government. It also has that cache of naming your thing after what you killed to get it.
      Wait – why not all three? That should teach these jackals to compromise. Eventually.


  5. Redhand says:

    Charge them all. Five people died. There should be no question: if you were inside the building you are culpable. It’s just a matter of degree.


  6. beckymaenot says:

    I am afraid they are not going to split and instead are going to go all in with the MHSG. TRE45ON is going to be with us until his end.


  7. revzafod says:

    “I wonder what a stylized shitgibbon would look like as a mascot.”

    Try Google Images for “shitgibbon”.. So many possibilities.


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