One Lump of Stupid or Two?

1 Million Moms

The One-Million Moms (actually one Monica Cole in a Janitor’s Closet somewhere in the Death Star, er, American Family Association scold-plex) has fired up the ol’ fax machine to release her latest sex-panic about… Cadbury eggs:

If you look forward to having your annual Cadbury Creme Egg each Easter season, you might not like how the company celebrates the risen Savior.

Monica is always worried about men a-risen. A-hem!

Todd Starnes best describes the ad this way: “It’s like Disney’s ‘Lady and the Tramp’ scene where the two dogs share spaghetti. Except, it’s two grown men spinning around in a circle and sharing a creme-filled chocolate egg in a sexualized way.”

Smarmy Uncle Crackers is an expert, I guess?

The 10-second segment is part of a longer commercial called “Crème Egg Golden Goobilee,” showing ways to eat a Cadbury Crème Egg. You can see it here. Warning: This video is graphic and offensive.

The ad is above and if you blink you’ll miss the sexualized egg-sharing.  And of course, Cole wants you to boycott Cadbury if they don’t push the ‘mos back in the closet, that’s her job.

But Cole does not say a word about gluttony, which I understand is actually in the Ten Commandments while the gender of who you share a candy with is not. Strange that.


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3 Responses to One Lump of Stupid or Two?

  1. MDavis says:

    Yep, I missed it. I did see “lickers”, though. How did she miss “lickers”?

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  2. laura says:

    I’m going out on a limb and guessing that the commercial “and its images” gave Todd the uh-oh feeling in the no-no spot.

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    There’s a Cadbury Egg or two in my future.

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