1 Million Moms
The One-Million Moms (actually one Monica Cole in a Janitor’s Closet somewhere in the
Death Star, er, American Family Association scold-plex) has fired up the ol’ fax machine to release her latest sex-panic about… Cadbury eggs:
If you look forward to having your annual Cadbury Creme Egg each Easter season, you might not like how the company celebrates the risen Savior.
Monica is always worried about men a-risen. A-hem!
Todd Starnes best describes the ad this way: “It’s like Disney’s ‘Lady and the Tramp’ scene where the two dogs share spaghetti. Except, it’s two grown men spinning around in a circle and sharing a creme-filled chocolate egg in a sexualized way.”
Smarmy Uncle Crackers is an expert, I guess?
The 10-second segment is part of a longer commercial called “Crème Egg Golden Goobilee,” showing ways to eat a Cadbury Crème Egg. You can see it here. Warning: This video is graphic and offensive.
The ad is above and if you blink you’ll miss the sexualized egg-sharing. And of course, Cole wants you to boycott Cadbury if they don’t push the ‘mos back in the closet, that’s her job.
But Cole does not say a word about gluttony, which I understand is actually in the Ten Commandments while the gender of who you share a candy with is not. Strange that.