Trump Crime Family
The WaPo tells us that noted insurrection enthusiast and former prznint Lord Damp Nut found a new way to dip his beak into the treasury when he issued a directive extending Secret Service protection to his family who would not automatically receive it after he goes into exile. And Wee the Peeple get to pay for it!
The SS will automatically protect LDN, Mel, and that kid who lives with them (the one with the lawnmower I guess?) to continue to receive full-time protection, but it does not cover his large adult children and their families. Until now.
Now receiving 24-hour security:
- The first shady Ivanka
- Fratsputin Jared Kushner
- the 3 Jar-Jarvanka children
- Jr. Mints and his five kids
- Mme Twizzler
Presumably some of them will allow their Security to pee on duty, but we have our doubts.