News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Republican Has Insight About Republicans!

Officially 5 years too late, irrelevant tall person and noted saboteur James Comey has come to a startling conclusion after blowing up Hillary Clinton’s campaign in 2016 and ushering the the 4th Reich:

Now, Mr Comey told 7.30, he thinks it is time for drastic change within the Republican Party.

“The Republican Party has to be burned to the ground, in some form or fashion,” he said.

“It doesn’t stand for anything that is valuable to our country. It doesn’t stand for anything, that is other than a cult of personality around a man who is a demagogue and a liar.

“If it’s going to survive, and we need two healthy parties to have a healthy democracy, it has to be rebuilt in some way.

“I think you may see principled Republicans splitting off or finding a way to push the Trumpers off, so they can reconstitute the Republican Party on a set of real values.”

Funny, some of us were saying this during the Feast of Saint Ronnie.

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Amazingly brilliant fucking insight, Captain Obviouses’ even more obvious cousin, Joe ‘No Fucking Shit’ Sherlock…

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  2. roket says:

    Principled republicans? What a quaint oxymoron.

    BUT, you’re too late to save your party, brah. Q Shaman-Donnie has already begun work on the Patriot Party. Alas, far be it from him to come up with a unique name.

    From Wikipedia: “The Patriot Party was a socialist organization of the late 1960s and early 1970s….The Patriot Party was a member of the original Rainbow Coalition, formed by Fred Hampton of the Black Panther Party and others.”

    Oopsie.

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  3. spotthedog says:

    “If it’s going to survive, and we need two healthy parties to have a healthy democracy, it has to be rebuilt in some way.” Two healthy parties – yeah that’s a cute sounding little fantasy – I say the continuous objective of the Republican Party since seemingly forever has been total domination, they have always wanted to be the ONLY party.

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    • If it’s going to survive, and we need two healthy parties to have a healthy democracy, it has to be rebuilt in some way.

      You know, people keep saying this, and I have yet to see any sort of actual proof of this thesis has been offered to me.

      All I hear is a nostalgic cry for the halcyon daze of “Tip-n-Ronnie” Bipartisan kumbayah bullshit.

      MANY countries around the world have perfectly functioning democracies containing a dozen parties. There is no special magic about a two-party system. Back when our two parties with comprised of disparate factions, maybe this worked reasonably well. (Remember when there were actual liberal Republicans? Pepperidge Farm this dirty fucking hippie remembers.)

      But when only one party is willing to contain multitudes and the other is a fanatical white supremacist fascist party, well, “”Tip-n-Ronnie” Bipartisan kumbayah bullshit. ” is not a suicide pact…

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  4. purplehead says:

    I seem to say this about a lot of these come-to-jeebus assholes, and I know it’s glib and hackneyed just like they are, but oh well, here goes again: Just fuck that guy.

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  5. sos says:

    As long as it burns to the ground with Comey in it.

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  6. Infidel753 says:

    These days it’s looking more like the Trumpanzees are going to drive the not-Trumpified-enough Republicans out of the party and take it over for themselves, starting with primarying Lynne Cheney.

    What we really need is for the Republican party to disappear and the Democrats to split into two separate parties, the Obama/Clinton/Biden types and the Warren/Sanders/AOC types. That would give us a socially-liberal pro-business party (not run by religious nuts) vs a socialist party, which would be like the pair of major parties in every other Western democracy. No other Western democracy has a major party resembling out Republican party, as far as I know.

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