It’s a Q-Spiracy, I tells ya!

Sentient jar of mayonnaise Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has filed articles of Impeachment on President Handsome Joe Biden:

I’m not sure what the charges are, but I’m sure it involves John Podesta’s famous bolognese sauce, cannibalism and the basement of Comet Ping Pong.

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16 Responses to It’s a Q-Spiracy, I tells ya!

  1. spotthedog says:

    Is she standing inside a federal building w/o a mask?

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  2. If she filed them, they should be linked to her House web page, and also in Congress.gov.

    And SURPRISE!!! (not)

    Nothing has been sponsored by her in the current legislative session.

    https://www.congress.gov/search/facets/house-sponsor?q=%7B%22congress%22%3A%22117%22%7D&letter=G (I checked under Taylor-Green, too, but she is listed in the House Roster under the G’s)

    Now it’s possible that she nailed them to Congress’ doors (as one does) and an irritated repair contractor threw them out.

    Note I looked up one of the TSKoA seditionists and he’s managed to stuff the queue with a bunch of doozies: https://www.congress.gov/search?q={%22congress%22:%22117%22,%22house-sponsor%22:%22Biggs,+Andy+[R-AZ]%22}&searchResultViewType=expanded

    Like the “Knife Owners Protection Act of 2021” which basically legalizes switchblades.
    Or the “No Free Rent For Freeloaders Act of 2021” WHich imposed penalties for people in public housing who aren’t doing community service or working. Damned 1 year-olds, gotts ta put ’em to work!

    And the “American Sovereignty and Species Protection Act” To amend the Endangered Species Act to prevent a species that is not native to the United States from being listed as an endangered species or a threatened species, to prohibit certain types of financial assistance, and for other purposes.

    (which I think is an attempt to prevent any funding to protect the Mexican Gray Wolf and the jaguar, since we’ve managed to kill the only known one living north of the border. Someone will have to patiently explain that “because there are none left here because we hunted them all to extinction, and some have started repopulating their former range” does not mean they’re “illegal messican animal immigrants!”

    He frequently introduced nonsense bills like this during his time in the TSKoA Lege. (which is a veritable monkey house of crazy)

    Congress.gov is a great way to check up on just what your reps have been up to…

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  3. roket says:

    Why is she still beating her dead Q?

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  4. YellowDog says:

    I would have said Miracle Whip, at the risk of restarting the Duke’s vs. Miracle Whip wars.

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  5. Redhand says:

    What an asshole!

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  6. Steve-O says:

    Did she file them in the trash to save time?

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  7. onkelbob says:

    I believe her title is not Congresswoman but rather Klan of Green Gables.

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  8. ming says:

    The stupid burns.

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  9. Sirius Lunacy says:

    According to her website, the charges stem from his conduct as Vice President, Ukraine and Hunter.

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  10. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    She can impeach Hunter Biden’s penis. The Republicans haven’t impeached a penis in a generation, and are overdue.

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  11. donnah says:

    She isn’t sentient.

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