Bad Instructions, Cont.

Posted on January 21, 2021 by tengrain

H/T @NamelessCynic on the green energy tweeting device.

I think Imma use tigers as a unit of measure from now on.

“I wouldn’t touch Lord Damp Nut with a 1 ⅔ Tiger pole.”

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9 Responses to Bad Instructions, Cont.

  1. purplehead says:
    January 21, 2021 at 6:44 pm

    Condor wing-span is my preferred physical distance to stay away from people.

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  2. brucedesertrat says:
    January 21, 2021 at 7:01 pm

    ⅔ of a tiger would be messy, I’d definitely touch him with a 2 tigers pole. And by a 2 Tigers pole I mean 2 tigers.

    Though the vet bills for fixing the toxicity issues late might be a bit high…

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  3. spotthedog says:
    January 21, 2021 at 7:03 pm

    1.125 RINOs, if laid horizontally, which is preferred.

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  4. BroD says:
    January 21, 2021 at 7:35 pm

    I think those are outstanding instructions!

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  5. YellowDog says:
    January 21, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    I wouldn’t touch Trump with a Tiger King-waiting-for-a-pardon stretch limo sized pole.

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  6. Richard Portman says:
    January 21, 2021 at 10:28 pm

    I almost feel sorry for that joe exotic tiger guy . Almost. It is very expensive to keep these people in prison. Maybe we can send him back to Texas and let him run for governor. At the least, he should be allowed to stay in one of his tiger cages. He could eat raw chickens and slaughter house scraps.
    Seriously, he deserves compassion because he is crazy.

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  7. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:
    January 21, 2021 at 10:34 pm

    Early on in the pandemic, I joked about carrying a 6ft length of PVC pipe as a combination social distancing measure and clobbering device.

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  8. Ten Bears says:
    January 22, 2021 at 1:06 am

    I’ve got a ballbat carved into a practice … never-mind. Just right tho.

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