H/T @NamelessCynic on the green energy tweeting device.
I think Imma use tigers as a unit of measure from now on.
“I wouldn’t touch Lord Damp Nut with a 1 ⅔ Tiger pole.”
Condor wing-span is my preferred physical distance to stay away from people.
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⅔ of a tiger would be messy, I’d definitely touch him with a 2 tigers pole. And by a 2 Tigers pole I mean 2 tigers.
Though the vet bills for fixing the toxicity issues late might be a bit high…
As far as I know, tigers are not native to Poland.
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1.125 RINOs, if laid horizontally, which is preferred.
I think those are outstanding instructions!
I wouldn’t touch Trump with a Tiger King-waiting-for-a-pardon stretch limo sized pole.
I almost feel sorry for that joe exotic tiger guy . Almost. It is very expensive to keep these people in prison. Maybe we can send him back to Texas and let him run for governor. At the least, he should be allowed to stay in one of his tiger cages. He could eat raw chickens and slaughter house scraps.
Seriously, he deserves compassion because he is crazy.
Early on in the pandemic, I joked about carrying a 6ft length of PVC pipe as a combination social distancing measure and clobbering device.
I’ve got a ballbat carved into a practice … never-mind. Just right tho.
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