Where Are They Now?

The Angry Inch, Dumb Spice

The original liar and still the best, Sean “Spicey” Spicer tells Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie (new, improved and now with more gossip in a return to the breathless Katie Glueck hall-monitor standard of yore):

YOUR APPLICATION IS PENDING: Trump’s first press secretary and host of Newsmax’s “Spicer & Co.” Sean Spicer has applied to be a member of the White House Correspondents’ Association. Spicer tells us that he already has congressional credentials and a White House hard pass — a coveted access badge for reporters that allows them to come and go as they please — and has been at the White House multiple times in recent months interviewing officials.

“I thought, why not?” said Spicer. “I cover the White House every day on the show, and I have obviously had a lot to say about the coverage of the White House and the Correspondents’ Association over the last few years. You’re never gonna effect change if you stay on the sidelines.”

We hear the WHCA will be making a decision in the coming weeks. Sean, whatever happens, Tara would never call you an “idiot with no real sources.”

They are going to the scandal-sheet format just as the 4th Reich is slinking out of town and the boring Democrats are ascending? Good plan, super-geniuses.

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3 Responses to Where Are They Now?

  1. spotthedog says:

    If Spicy needs an extra gig, I read that Oscar Meyer is looking to hire Weinermobile drivers, that would seem right up his uh,,, alley.
    https://www.travelandleisure.com/jobs/oscar-mayer-hiring-wienermobile-drivers-2021

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    • sos says:

      Not sure if old Itchy Inch would fit in all that well in Madison. I like seeing the Wienermobile, it would be awful to have to boo.

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  2. As an added bonus, Sean still has his Lolipop guild uniform, but is reported to be ~4 years behind on his dues.

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