News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Hey guys, we need to do a wellness check in with Weather Warrior and self-proclaimed prophetess Kat Kerr, who famously prophetised (is too a wurd!) that Lord Damp Nut was going to win because Dawg Almighty told her so hisself and sent an army of angels something-something-something…

First last week, after the Stupid Coup:

And now, uh, now:

We could go with any of these self-proclaimed Prophets, but Kat is just so good as an example of how bug-eyed nutty the Xristian Xrazies are tonight.

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. spotthedog says:

    Her “revelator” doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.

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  2. roket says:

    Only guessing, but I suspect the pandemic will turn into a sign from her god at exactly 12:01 ET on 1/20/21. Anyway, that’s my prophecy.

    Agnostic Shaman

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    They threw Jesus under the bus in favor of a golden calf horse’s ass.

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  4. Ten Bears says:

    Said the boney, neurotic looking [*] lady with pink hair.


  5. The pink hair reminds me of an old kids show called Lazytown, which also describes her bs. Seriously, where is the originality?


  6. MDavis says:

    Wellness check? Sounds like someone should raid her stash and share it out among five or six people to get the correct dosage. Allegedly.


  7. donnah says:

    If you think his nutty followers were unhinged during his term, wait until they go into orbit now that he’s out. They’re going to build a frenzy of re-election/new party/govt takeover plots that will make the Capitol riot look like a garden party.


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