Insurrectionists Planned to Attend Inauguration Undercover

Good plan. No one will spot them:

QAnon adherents discussed posing as National Guard to try to infiltrate inauguration, according to FBI intelligence briefing

“The FBI privately warned law enforcement agencies Monday that far-right extremists have discussed posing as National Guard members in Washington and others have reviewed maps of vulnerable spots in the city …

They really thought that Meal Team 6 wouldn’t be spotted?

“But the intelligence briefing did not identify any specific plots to attack the inaugural events that would be akin to the Jan. 6 siege on the Capitol and noted that ‘numerous’ militia and extremist groups are publicly denouncing any violence targeted at the transition of presidential power.”

OK, so let’s lure them into one of Chimpy’s old Free Speech Cages (not to be confused with Lord Damp Nut’s youth hostels [“So clean, so clean”] at the border) by saying that they are mask-free dining for fast-food customers, or something like that which will be irresistible to Possum Hollar.

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3 Responses to Insurrectionists Planned to Attend Inauguration Undercover

  1. sos says:

    Pasty white? – Strike one!
    Well out of shape? – Striiike two!
    Haphazardly groomed neck-beard? – STEEEEEERIKE THREE! Yer outa’ here MAGAt!

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  2. spotthedog says:

    I’m guessing they watch too many movies.

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  3. roket says:

    Who needs a plot when you have one target and multiple sniper rifles?

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