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The centerfold has left the building:
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Be Best, Mel, but be gone.
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That’s one centerfold I really don’t care to look at. It would be best if she just faded from the public view – so kinda continue what she’s done for the past 4 years.
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But Bye!
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Buh Bye!
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Sorry for the typo.
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I’m gonna start saying that all the time now, see who notices 🙂
Had an uncle who used to say “Glad you got to see me” in farewells.
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😁
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What magazine was she ever the centerfold of?
White Power Bottoms?
StormFront and Back?
Pent-up Economic Anxiety with Juggs?
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Mail Order Bride
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Q: What’s the difference between Melania Trump and the Titanic?
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Uh, she doesn’t need a lifeboat, or a lifejacket, she has her own built-in flotation devices?
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One had to hit an iceberg to go down.
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A: only 1,215 people went down on the Titanic.
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Titanic only went down once (?)
Melania goes down without bumping into anything (?)
Do tell E., we’re in suspense!
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Oops, was composing my bit of witty-ness before seeing your answer, very good!!!
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People tried to make her a sympathetic character, as if she were trapped somehow against her will. I call bullfeathers. She is a hollowed out, soulless bitch who gold-dug her way into money by marrying a shitty charlatan. Then she got dragged to DC, away from family and socialites in NYC and Mar-A-Lardo. Now she’s stuck with her toxic marriage until she can file for divorce. I hope she spends the rest of her shallow, hateful life without friends and relevance. She’ll be remembered for her selfishness and cruelty to immigrant children, but I know she’ll not get what she truly deserves.
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The help can only achieve so much. Plus the Gaboresque accent doesn’t quite diffuse the obvious bullshit manipulation.
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Can’t watch it. Just get the fuck out Mel.
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I really didn’t watch did U?
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I couldn’t tolerate anymore than 1 minute 7 seconds before my gag reflex kicked in.
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I stopped at 28 seconds, with the phrase “as Donald and I” was uttered. Her delivery was like one of his hostage videos, too.
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Stick a fork in it. She’s done.
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A day ahead of Lord Dampnut. She’s trying for a head start.
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