News That Will Drive You To Drink

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The centerfold has left the building:


Be Best, Mel, but be gone.

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22 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. spotthedog says:

    That’s one centerfold I really don’t care to look at. It would be best if she just faded from the public view – so kinda continue what she’s done for the past 4 years.

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  2. Steve-O says:

    What magazine was she ever the centerfold of?
    White Power Bottoms?
    StormFront and Back?
    Pent-up Economic Anxiety with Juggs?

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  3. E.A. Blair says:

    Q: What’s the difference between Melania Trump and the Titanic?

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  4. donnah says:

    People tried to make her a sympathetic character, as if she were trapped somehow against her will. I call bullfeathers. She is a hollowed out, soulless bitch who gold-dug her way into money by marrying a shitty charlatan. Then she got dragged to DC, away from family and socialites in NYC and Mar-A-Lardo. Now she’s stuck with her toxic marriage until she can file for divorce. I hope she spends the rest of her shallow, hateful life without friends and relevance. She’ll be remembered for her selfishness and cruelty to immigrant children, but I know she’ll not get what she truly deserves.

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    • HarpoSnarx says:

      The help can only achieve so much. Plus the Gaboresque accent doesn’t quite diffuse the obvious bullshit manipulation.


  5. ming says:

    Can’t watch it. Just get the fuck out Mel.

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  6. osirisopto says:

    Stick a fork in it. She’s done.

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  7. A day ahead of Lord Dampnut. She’s trying for a head start.


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