Bad Answers, Cont.

Posted on January 18, 2021 by tengrain

I think we found our role model.

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13 Responses to Bad Answers, Cont.

  1. E.A. Blair says:
    January 18, 2021 at 6:32 pm

    Wisconsin consumes more brandy than the other 49 states combined. When I was a kid, whenever I caught a cold, my mom used to give me a nip of brandy at bedtime. Many years later, I moved to Connecticut, went to a liiquor store and couldn’t find brandy. When I asked the clerk, he said, “What flavor?” They had all kinds of flavored brandy – apricot, peach, and so forth, but only one bottle of actual brandy.

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  2. Dennis Cole says:
    January 18, 2021 at 6:49 pm

    “So, which do you prefer? Brand X? Or BrandY?
    Oh, you need to repeat the test? No problem, no problem, lemme just fill those glasses up for you, dear…”

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:
    January 18, 2021 at 7:11 pm

    I’m reminded of the story of the town fool. Whenever anyone would offer him the choice between a crumpled up dollar bill or a shiny new quarter he would always choose the quarter and everyone would laugh at him. One day a friend asked why he didn’t take the dollar so people wouldn’t laugh at him anymore and he replied, ‘yes, but they wouldn’t offer me money any more either”.

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:
    January 18, 2021 at 10:07 pm

    Now that’s a great way to finagle free booze.

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  5. MDavis says:
    January 18, 2021 at 10:42 pm

    I think we found our role model.

    I think we found Nanny Ogg.

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  7. ming says:
    January 19, 2021 at 7:15 am

    I’d hang out with her.

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  9. David Utrata says:
    January 19, 2021 at 7:31 am

    Mom?

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  10. zombie rotten mcdonald says:
    January 19, 2021 at 9:15 am

    I think I’ll have another go.

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