H/T Scissorhead DCap
Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer™ Rudy Giuliani was You’re Fired’ed effectively when Lord Damp Nut told his Accounts Payable to stiff Rudy’s Accounts Billable of the $20K Ameros/day counseling fee.
So imagine our surprise…
Giuliani says he’s working on Trump’s impeachment defense, would argue voter fraud claims
President Donald Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani tells ABC News he’s working as part of the president’s defense team in his upcoming second impeachment trial — and that he’s prepared to argue that the president’s claims of widespread voter fraud did not constitute incitement to violence because the widely-debunked claims are true.
“‘I’m involved right now … that’s what I’m working on,'” Giuliani told ABC News Chief White House Correspondent Jonathan Karl.”
And here’s the totally sane thesis statement, cogently presented (and no mention of his hair dye leaking down his face):
“‘They basically claimed that anytime [Trump] says voter fraud, voter fraud — or I do, or anybody else — we’re inciting to violence; that those words are fighting words because it’s totally untrue,’ he said. ‘Well, if you can prove that it’s true, or at least true enough so it’s a legitimate viewpoint, then they are no longer fighting words.’”
Got that? Yeah, me neither.
The Whitey House Responds!!1!
They looked around and realized the place was empty, dust motes fluttering down in the silvery light of winter, all the rats having fled the ship.
But one, lone, dimwitted unemployable rat remains: giggling Hogan Gidley!!1!
“I got this to say about that. Can you repeat the question?”
You do that, Giggles. I’ll pop the popcorn
Mock Paper Scissors 
Speaking of Rudy, we now have a price tag (allegedly) for a presidential pardon.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/giuliani-associate-told-ex-cia-officer-a-trump-pardon-would-cost-2m-report/ar-BB1cPCL6?tblci=GiAtOM1qZq9oS7jPMRVK-rdLJG6VcLWfvUC5-bttSRvmXyCC-00
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I gotta learn some html stuff.
“2 million ameros, same as in town”
How’d I do?
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Upcoming headline: “Incompetent, has-been lawyer works for nothing.”
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It’s not a hoax if it actually happened. Jeez, these guys have got to get some new material. Oh, wait, in three days it won’t matter.
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“his hair dye leaking down his face” – as I’ve said previously, Rudy has shit for brains, and that’s just IQ points escaping.
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Hogan Gidley must be stunned at actually having to say things in public, like a gasp Preess Secretary…
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Pro Bono
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With Rudy its more like Pro Bonehead.
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This just proves no self respecting attorney would have anything to do with LDN.
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“self-respecting attorneys” tend to expect to be paid for their services when they bill their clients.
See also:
“Self-respecting plumbers”
“Self-respecting electricians”
“Self-respecting carpenters”
“Self-respecting stonemasons”
“Self-respecting floor installers”
“Self-respecting contractors”
….
ETTD
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self respecting architects…
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