Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer™ Rudy Giuliani was You’re Fired’ed effectively when Lord Damp Nut told his Accounts Payable to stiff Rudy’s Accounts Billable of the $20K Ameros/day counseling fee.
So imagine our surprise…
“‘I’m involved right now … that’s what I’m working on,'” Giuliani told ABC News Chief White House Correspondent Jonathan Karl.”
And here’s the totally sane thesis statement, cogently presented (and no mention of his hair dye leaking down his face):
“‘They basically claimed that anytime [Trump] says voter fraud, voter fraud — or I do, or anybody else — we’re inciting to violence; that those words are fighting words because it’s totally untrue,’ he said. ‘Well, if you can prove that it’s true, or at least true enough so it’s a legitimate viewpoint, then they are no longer fighting words.’”
Got that? Yeah, me neither.
The Whitey House Responds!!1!
They looked around and realized the place was empty, dust motes fluttering down in the silvery light of winter, all the rats having fled the ship.
But one, lone, dimwitted unemployable rat remains: giggling Hogan Gidley!!1!
You do that, Giggles. I’ll pop the popcorn