2-Drink Minimum: Give it up for the comedy duo of Rudy and Giggles!

H/T Scissorhead DCap

Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer™ Rudy Giuliani was You’re Fired’ed effectively when Lord Damp Nut told his Accounts Payable to stiff Rudy’s Accounts Billable of the $20K Ameros/day counseling fee.

So imagine our surprise…

Giuliani says he’s working on Trump’s impeachment defense, would argue voter fraud claims

“‘I’m involved right now … that’s what I’m working on,'” Giuliani told ABC News Chief White House Correspondent Jonathan Karl.”

And here’s the totally sane thesis statement, cogently presented (and no mention of his hair dye leaking down his face):

“‘They basically claimed that anytime [Trump] says voter fraud, voter fraud — or I do, or anybody else — we’re inciting to violence; that those words are fighting words because it’s totally untrue,’ he said. ‘Well, if you can prove that it’s true, or at least true enough so it’s a legitimate viewpoint, then they are no longer fighting words.’”

Got that? Yeah, me neither.

The Whitey House Responds!!1!

They looked around and realized the place was empty, dust motes fluttering down in the silvery light of winter, all the rats having fled the ship.

But one, lone, dimwitted unemployable rat remains: giggling Hogan Gidley!!1!

“I got this to say about that. Can you repeat the question?”

You do that, Giggles. I’ll pop the popcorn



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11 Responses to 2-Drink Minimum: Give it up for the comedy duo of Rudy and Giggles!

  1. buckobear says:

    Upcoming headline: “Incompetent, has-been lawyer works for nothing.”

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Martin Pollard says:

    It’s not a hoax if it actually happened. Jeez, these guys have got to get some new material. Oh, wait, in three days it won’t matter.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. julesmomcat says:

    “his hair dye leaking down his face” – as I’ve said previously, Rudy has shit for brains, and that’s just IQ points escaping.

    Liked by 3 people

  4. Hogan Gidley must be stunned at actually having to say things in public, like a gasp Preess Secretary

    Liked by 2 people

  5. roket says:

    Pro Bono

    Liked by 2 people

  6. osirisopto says:

    This just proves no self respecting attorney would have anything to do with LDN.

    Liked by 1 person

    • “self-respecting attorneys” tend to expect to be paid for their services when they bill their clients.

      See also:

      “Self-respecting plumbers”
      “Self-respecting electricians”
      “Self-respecting carpenters”
      “Self-respecting stonemasons”
      “Self-respecting floor installers”
      “Self-respecting contractors”




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