H/T @NamelessCynic of the tweeter.
If I were a Dino-Vet, I’d call my practice Jurassick Park.
Thanks, I’ll see myself out.
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent…
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The Dad Jokes are always the best jokes.
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When I was six, my sassy grandmother told us a rhyme:
“Here I sit in silent bliss
Listening to the twinkling “
Somebody needs to tell doc that birds are jerks dinosaurs.
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Fact check: TRUE!
Sign on bench in Jurassic Park.
PARK JURASSIC HERE
I see the “thumbs up” and the “Liked by”, but where’s the thing to click for “groan”?
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