The LATimes tells us about Lord Damp Nut’s plans for his last day in office:
“Intrigued by the idea of upstaging Biden, the ever self-centered president has requested a major sendoff. It would begin with a throng of cheering, flag-waving staffers and supporters to see him off on the White House’s South Lawn, and continue to a more formal ceremony at Joint Base Andrews, featuring a red carpet, military band, color guard and 21-gun salute.
I hope that they offer him a last cigarette and a blindfold before the 21-guns. Also: where is he going to get cheering staffers?
He’ll make his final Air Force One flight to Florida, to take up residence at Mar-a-Lago, his West Palm Beach, Fla., estate.”
…until he takes up residence in Manhattan in Jeffrey Epstein’s old cell.