One Lump of Stupid, or, Hell, Take The Whole Damn Pot

Posted on January 15, 2021 by tengrain

Sweet, sweet relief

Alabama CBS affiliate WIAT got an exclusive interview with their local Coup Klux Klan Senator, Tommy Tuberville:

“[Sen. Tommy Tuberville] also questioned the timing of the inauguration on January 20.

“’We probably could have had a swearing-in and inauguration later after we got this virus behind us a little bit. Again, we’re talking about Washington, D.C.,’” Tuberville said.

“However, the 20th Amendment to the Constitution requires that the inauguration and swearing-in of a new President take place on January 20th. It wasn’t clear if Tuberville was aware of that during the interview.”

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10 Responses to One Lump of Stupid, or, Hell, Take The Whole Damn Pot

  1. nedhamson says:
    January 15, 2021 at 7:19 am

    Only ask him questions with Xs and Os? Hope he learns quickly not to talk to anyone without his playtime book…

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  2. spotthedog says:
    January 15, 2021 at 7:20 am

    Aware of that during the interview? My guess is he’s still not aware of it, or much of anything in Constitution other than 2nd amendment, but nice that he’s concerned about the virus thing like he has been all along I’m sure. Hey if it doesn’t stop football or insurrections why should it stop a prez inauguration? I think it would be a good start for TT’s on-the-job training to figure out which branch of gov’t he’s part of.

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  3. brucedesertrat says:
    January 15, 2021 at 10:06 am

    Pretty sure this is his entire understanding of the US Constitution:

    YOO-ESS CONSTITOOSHUN:
    (drunk FOX SNOOZE uncle and Freedumb Caucus version)
    FIRST AMENMENDMENT: JEEBUS!!! NO GAYS OR MOOSLIMBS ALLOWED!
    SECOND AMMOMENDMUNT: GUNZ GUNZ GUNZ!
    buncha bullshit hippiestuff
    TENTH AINTMENDMENT: FEDERAL GUMMINT AIN’T THE BOSS OF ME!!!
    bunchmore hippie stuff and lettin the n****s and wimmin vote HAHHAHA! NO THEY CANT!
    ‘MERICA FUCK YEAH!!!

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  5. buckobear says:
    January 15, 2021 at 10:09 am

    Problem here is that Alabama voters still don’t think they could have done better.

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  6. roket says:
    January 15, 2021 at 10:19 am

    Constitutional Conservatives are such a hoot. I’m sure we’ve misinterpreted the words that just came out of his mouth.

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  7. Big Bad bald Bastard says:
    January 15, 2021 at 11:13 am

    The virus will never be behind us, even a little bit, until we get rid of Trump.

    Liked by 3 people

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