Turn, Turn, Turn

Hey, Mikey! Does your Mother know?

The WaPo tells us VP and walking termite Buffet Mike Pence was closer to becoming saw dust than we thought:

“The violent mob that stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 came perilously close to Vice President Pence, who was not evacuated from the Senate chamber for about 14 minutes after the Capitol Police reported an initial attempted breach of the complex — enough time for the marauders to rush inside the building and approach his location.

“Secret Service officers eventually spirited Pence to a room off the Senate floor with his wife and daughter after rioters began to pour into the Capitol, many loudly denouncing the vice president as a traitor as they marched through the first floor below the Senate chamber.”

But you know, it’s cool:

I’m not a theologian, but I don’t think that Bible verse (or Byrds’ verse) is used in context and I think stuff is missing.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)

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8 Responses to Turn, Turn, Turn

  1. MDavis says:

    This could explain why LDN has been anonymously(?) quoted as saying Pence can t be counted on to pardon LDN. Even a termite buffet can connect some dots.

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  2. Batman 54 says:

    IN the early 1950’s, the democratically elected governments of Guatemala and Iran survived bumbled coup attempts and tried unity with the perpetrators. Ask them how it worked out.

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  3. Wesley Sandel says:

    Imagine how you’d feel about Donald if he’d just turned a wild violent mob loose on your wife and children.

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  4. Wesley Sandel says:

    How do we get back to here https://youtu.be/RkUldreCyZU

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  5. roket says:

    Actually, you don’t need to be a theologian if you know how to work the googles.

    He’s cherry-picking Ecclesiastes 3:3

    Here’s verse 1 (the preface): “To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:..”

    Full verse 3: “A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;…” Kool, huh?

    Here’s verse 6 – “A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;…”

    Pence is no Byrd

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    • Redhand says:

      A time to riot?

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    • revzafod says:

      Yep. Breaking it down…

      Original:
      

      For everything there is a season, and a time for every purpose under heaven: a time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted; a time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up

      Pence version:
      

      For everything there is a season, and a time for every purpose under heaven:… a time to heal… and a time to build up.

      Missing from Pence version:
      

      1 a time to be born
      2 a time to die
      3 a time to plant
      4 a time to pluck up that which is planted
      5 a time to kill
      6 a time to break down

      I especially like items 2, and 4-6, but the whole last 4 years show that the administration mistranslated #4 as “a time to fuck up that which is planted.”

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    • revzafod says:

      Also, Pence is no Byrd, but he fits TG’s definition of a bird… a jerk.

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