Trump Goes To Alamo, And All We Got Was A Lousy Dogwhistle

Jeebus, it’s Custer’s Last Stand:

Our failed Political Press is going to cover this live, so you know, Hair Füror doesn’t need Twitter to get his message out for the next coup attempt.

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21 Responses to Trump Goes To Alamo, And All We Got Was A Lousy Dogwhistle

  1. Redhand says:

    I think it’s quite clear. He’s hoping to stir up a nationwide insurrection because he’s that evil and insane.

    Liked by 1 person

    • sos says:

      Howard Johnson is right!

      What do you mean, “Wrong movie”?

      Liked by 2 people

    • He feels the breath of Keyser Soze on his neck.

      Deutsche bank may look at forgiving his loan but the people who gave the money to that bank to wash into his loan will not be all that forgiving.

      He may not, in fact, have a safe place to flee to; I could very easily see Crown Prince Bone Saw deciding he’s too much of a liability, and none of his other pals have the pull to call off Putin’s dogs.

      Liked by 1 person

      • tengrain says:

        So you’re saying BBQ at Crown Prince Bone Saw’s place this summer, BDR?

        That’ll be a grease fire on par with the Kuwait oil fields burning.



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  2. Ten Bears says:

    You know, “the Alamo” didn’t turn out so well for the whities.

    I get the subliminal significance of St Ronnie of Ray-Gun’s visit to Philadelphia Mississippi, but don’t think dipshit gets the Alamo was overrun and everyone killed – all the “he-roes”.

    ‘Course, I’m on record: give Tehas back to Mehico, if they want to take it again …

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    • StringOnAStick says:

      Every Texan I’ve ever known is completely unaware that the Alamo standoff was over slavery. The “heroic” crap gets pushed very hard in TX schools to this day.


    • Well that would be a start of the second Mexican-American war :

      “You take it back! “
      “We don’t want it! It’s full of assholes!”
      “Damned straight! You think you can dump those assholes Cruz, Ghomert and Crenshaw in OUR laps without a fight??”


    • tengrain says:

      Ten Bears –

      Was Davy Crockett at the Alamo? As LDN grew up watching ’50s teevee I’m wondering if that might be influencing his swiss cheese brain.




      • Ten Bears says:

        Oh maaaaan, you made me remember that show!

        I think you’re right.


      • Bruce388 says:

        Walt Disney taught us young-uns, on black and white TVs, all about Davey Crockett at the Alamo. I think Buddy Ebson was helping Fess Parker (Davey). Walt’s version MAY have been sanitized a bit.

        Daveeee, Davy Crockett, King of the wild frontier.


      • Yes he was. Allegedly too ill to fight, although tex-ass legend says he died with eleventy beelyun dead Messicans around him. A journal written by one of Santa Anna’s officers at the battle says he was one of the people who were captured and executed on Santa Anna’s orders.

        It has been handled with all the grace and subtlety that right-wing assholes have handled everything


  3. donnah says:

    He went to Alamo, Texas, not the Alamo in San Antonio, because, I assume, it’s a little remote red pocket in a safe state where he could go have a photo op, get some strokes, brandish his bravado, and leave after an admiring glance at the Wall he didn’t finish or get Mexico to pay for. Trump is a pathetic liar and he’s pretending the country isn’t turning against him.

    Jeez, get rid of him already.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    But… But there IS a basement at the Alamo and it’s full of child sex slaves!!!11!1!!!!!



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