21 Responses to Trump Goes To Alamo, And All We Got Was A Lousy Dogwhistle

1. Redhand says:

   January 12, 2021 at 9:33 am

   I think it’s quite clear. He’s hoping to stir up a nationwide insurrection because he’s that evil and insane.

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   • sos says:

     January 12, 2021 at 9:51 am

     Howard Johnson is right!

     What do you mean, “Wrong movie”?

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   • brucedesertrat says:

     January 12, 2021 at 12:32 pm

     He feels the breath of Keyser Soze on his neck.

     Deutsche bank may look at forgiving his loan but the people who gave the money to that bank to wash into his loan will not be all that forgiving.

     He may not, in fact, have a safe place to flee to; I could very easily see Crown Prince Bone Saw deciding he’s too much of a liability, and none of his other pals have the pull to call off Putin’s dogs.

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     • tengrain says:

       January 12, 2021 at 1:09 pm

       So you’re saying BBQ at Crown Prince Bone Saw’s place this summer, BDR?

       That’ll be a grease fire on par with the Kuwait oil fields burning.

       Rgds,

       TG

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2. Ten Bears says:

   January 12, 2021 at 10:09 am

   You know, “the Alamo” didn’t turn out so well for the whities.

   I get the subliminal significance of St Ronnie of Ray-Gun’s visit to Philadelphia Mississippi, but don’t think dipshit gets the Alamo was overrun and everyone killed – all the “he-roes”.

   ‘Course, I’m on record: give Tehas back to Mehico, if they want to take it again …

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   • StringOnAStick says:

     January 12, 2021 at 12:36 pm

     Every Texan I’ve ever known is completely unaware that the Alamo standoff was over slavery. The “heroic” crap gets pushed very hard in TX schools to this day.

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   • brucedesertrat says:

     January 12, 2021 at 12:36 pm

     Well that would be a start of the second Mexican-American war :

     “You take it back! “
     “We don’t want it! It’s full of assholes!”
     “Damned straight! You think you can dump those assholes Cruz, Ghomert and Crenshaw in OUR laps without a fight??”

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   • tengrain says:

     January 12, 2021 at 1:11 pm

     Ten Bears –

     Was Davy Crockett at the Alamo? As LDN grew up watching ’50s teevee I’m wondering if that might be influencing his swiss cheese brain.

     Rgds,

     TG

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     • Ten Bears says:

       January 12, 2021 at 1:31 pm

       Oh maaaaan, you made me remember that show!

       I think you’re right.

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     • Bruce388 says:

       January 12, 2021 at 2:31 pm

       Walt Disney taught us young-uns, on black and white TVs, all about Davey Crockett at the Alamo. I think Buddy Ebson was helping Fess Parker (Davey). Walt’s version MAY have been sanitized a bit.

       Daveeee, Davy Crockett, King of the wild frontier.

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     • brucedesertrat says:

       January 12, 2021 at 3:35 pm

       Yes he was. Allegedly too ill to fight, although tex-ass legend says he died with eleventy beelyun dead Messicans around him. A journal written by one of Santa Anna’s officers at the battle says he was one of the people who were captured and executed on Santa Anna’s orders.

       It has been handled with all the grace and subtlety that right-wing assholes have handled everything https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett#Controversy

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3. donnah says:

   January 12, 2021 at 12:27 pm

   He went to Alamo, Texas, not the Alamo in San Antonio, because, I assume, it’s a little remote red pocket in a safe state where he could go have a photo op, get some strokes, brandish his bravado, and leave after an admiring glance at the Wall he didn’t finish or get Mexico to pay for. Trump is a pathetic liar and he’s pretending the country isn’t turning against him.

   Jeez, get rid of him already.

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   • StringOnAStick says:

     January 12, 2021 at 12:39 pm

     The name association will resonate with his followers, though I think we can be heartened by the fact that this was t the safest venue they could find. Some small town at the border in very close to the middle of nowhere; fancy country club it ain’t.

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     • osirisopto says:

       January 12, 2021 at 2:54 pm

       Has he come back or did he take his chance to make his get away?

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   • revzafod says:

     January 12, 2021 at 12:51 pm

     Is this another “Four Seasons vs Four Seasons Landscaping” moment? It’s 225 miles from Alamo to The Alamo, but only 16 miles from Alamo to the border crossing at Reynosa.

     As Sheriff Marge might have said on the phone to the New York Attorney General, “He’s fleeing the interview! He’s fleeing the interview! “

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     • Richard Portman says:

       January 12, 2021 at 5:33 pm

       Thanks for the Fargo reference.

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   • Ten Bears says:

     January 12, 2021 at 1:34 pm

     I should have noticed that, I’ve been to both. Alamo Texas makes the the Four Seasons Landscape Crematorium and Adult Toy Store look uptown.

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     • brucedesertrat says:

       January 12, 2021 at 3:37 pm

       Sooo, the vast majority of texas, then, right?

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   • Sirius Lunacy says:

     January 13, 2021 at 8:47 am

     I’m a little surprised he didn’t end up at Alamo Rent-a-Car.

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     • tengrain says:

       January 13, 2021 at 9:01 am

       That would have been Rudy.

       Rgds,

       TG

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4. Sirius Lunacy says:

   January 12, 2021 at 8:33 pm

   But… But there IS a basement at the Alamo and it’s full of child sex slaves!!!11!1!!!!!

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