Mel has written her farewell letter, and boy howdy, it’s a festivus-style airing of grievances:
“As your First Lady, it has been inspiring to witness firsthand what the people of our great Nation will do for one another, especially when we are at our most vulnerable.
“With nearly every experience I have had, I found myself carrying many individual’s stories home with me in my heart.”
Carry-on is free, but has to fit under your seat. But I digest.
Who’s in your heart Mel?!
“Most recently, my heart goes out to: Air Force Veteran, Ashli Babbit, Benjamin Philips, Kevin Greeson, Rosanne Boyland, and Capitol Police Officers, Brian Sicknick and Howard Liebengood. I pray for their families comfort and strength during this difficult time.”
The first person she lists is the Q-Anon insurrectionist who was killed during the battle while trying to storm into the chambers to kill Democrats. Carry that in your heart, Mel.
“I am disappointed and disheartened with what happened last week. I find it shameful that surrounding these tragic events there has been salacious gossip, unwarranted personal attacks, and false misleading accusations on me – from people who are looking to be relevant and have an agenda. This time is solely about healing our country and its citizens. It should not be used for personal gain.”
“But it is all about me, Me, ME!,” Mel didn’t add. “Only I am allowed personal gain,” she didn’t say as she scooped the White House silver into her Hilde Palladino.